rehoming fee

Take our pet, it's a total terror, and also give us some money.

That dog we found by the dumpster just tore up all of our carpet and ate the hamster. Let's list it on craigslist and see if we can get a rehoming fee.

by mgg November 21, 2013

relope

to remarry to your ex spouse in a rush and on the sly; i.e., to "re-elope".

Have you seen Don and Annie lately ? No, but I heard that they flew to Vegas and reloped - crazy.

by T. Clark March 7, 2008

reloaddiction

When somebody is constantly reloading his gun in a game, mostly in FPS shooters like Call of Duty, to make sure he/she doesn't run out of bullets in close quarters combat, even though his clip is almost entirely full.

Somebody that has a reloaddiction (aka "reloadaholic") doesn't care how much time the process of reloading will take, nor if it's necessary, nor if it puts them in danger of getting killed. A reloadaholic will never walk with a gun without a fully loaded clip.

(one guy playing CoD, other one's watching)

Guy2: Holy shit dude, I just saw three guys going around the corner, get them!

Guy1: Hold on, gotta reload first

Guy2: Your clip is almost full, just get them before you lose them!

(Guy1 gets killed)

Guy2: You stupid shit. You got a serious reloaddiction, you know that?

Guy1: ..yeah so..??

by lifeislikeadicegame December 7, 2010

Recommendation Obligation

The obligation one has to watch a particular TV series or movie after it was recommended by a friend, colleague or family member.

The victim of Recommendation Obligation feels a sense of guilt and anxiety which is only relieved by watching the entire movie or TV series.

NOTE: Social etiquette dictates that one must suffix any recommendation with "but don't feel obliged to watch it if you're busy or if it's not your thing or whatever".

Ohhh, I'm so tired, my buddy told me to watch "Gossip Girl" so I felt Recommendation Obligation and watched every season, even though I hated it.

by Moccodile June 18, 2020

Relma

Relma, she is very pretty but tries to say she’s ugly. She doesn’t date much and if she does she makes sure he’s a keeper! If your friends name is Relma I’m telling you to keep her! She’s an amazing singer and has the voice of an angel!

Girl 1: Who’s that singing?
Girl 2 Idk but I bet it’s a Relma, I mean look at her!
Girl 1: Yea, your right!
Both: GO GURLY!

by Sisi777 April 19, 2021

the reload

When an uncircumcised man cannot copulate, so his circumcised bro lends him a hand and blows a load in his foreskin. The uncircumcised man then ejaculates onto his partner with the borrowed sperm. This male ritual is the peak of "bros before hoes" mentality.

Dick: Dude, I need some help here. I blew my last load with that hoe Julia, I need a donation for my sperm bank
Johnson: Sure brah, have some of mine
Dick: Thanks for the reload, brah

by Ron Jeremy, SJ May 6, 2016

center axis relock

Center Axis Relock (CAR) is a shooting system primarily intended for close quarters battle invented by Paul Castle.

The CAR system features a bladed stance (the shooter's weak-side shoulder facing the target), a close-to-body firearm hold, and sighted or non-sighted fire as the situation dictates. This differs from other shooting styles such as the Weaver which feature a more squared stance (i.e. facing the target more squarely) with the pistol held squarely in front of the face and some form of sighted fire.

The CAR system is primarily intended for handgun shooting although it can also be used with long guns, batons, tasers and OC sprays.

damn he shoot all of them fast using the center axis relock. i could not shoot that fast.

by wanadan February 3, 2010