Self service, in response to a break up, or a girlfriend who won't give you any. A man's way of saying "I don't need sex either bitch!" A man's best war cry.
JOHNNY: Man my girl is mad, she ain't putting out...
Mike: MASTURBATION IN RETALIATION!
Johnny: REVOLUTION
Mike: MASTURBATION IN RETALIATION!
Johnny: REVOLUTION
by JohnnyYou love him to like him July 2, 2016
Get the masturbation in retaliation mug.A relationship in which the two partners are together for retaliatory purposes:
a/ to fight with each other about why they ever got together
b/ to prevent each other from being with someone else whom the other dislikes more than the other person in the relationship
c/ to punish each other for all past grievances in said relationship
a/ to fight with each other about why they ever got together
b/ to prevent each other from being with someone else whom the other dislikes more than the other person in the relationship
c/ to punish each other for all past grievances in said relationship
Those two can't stop fighting and should have broken up a thousand times,but neither will let the other be free - its not a relationship, its a retaliationship
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