Tijuana redonkulous

1. Something so ridiculous that it's par with the outrageousnesss of a Tijuana donkey show; a situation or circumstance that is beyond redonkulous.
2. A well-endowed man who's cock is as large as a donkey's, making copulation difficult or challenging.

1. - You’re not going to believe this! My ex-boyfriend dumped me because I wanted kids and he didn't - and now that he wants kids, he can't - he found out he's sterile!
- No way! That’s Tijuana redonkulous!

2. God that guy was Tijuana redonkulous - it took an entire tube of KY to get him in me and now my pussy resembles a Star Gate.

by Hell Brought June 8, 2010

redonkulosovic

(See rendonkulous.) A place or thing that is redonkulous that is named Boris or otherwise exhibits Russian-ass tendencies.

Damn, that nigga Boris is hella redonkulosovic! Shit.

by FisselDonk July 24, 2003

redonkulous

Contrary to whatever your reading the original word came from modern poker. The word is a combination of the 2 root words "Ridiculous" and "Donkey". The ridiculous comes for the bad judgment at a poker table and the Donkey is what poker players call other poker players that apply bad judgment. Hence "redonkulous" ridiculous donkey.

Why would call that bet with a 3 outer? That's redonkulous.

by Happychappy1796 September 8, 2009

ridonkulous

Having the qualities of being ridiculous, but to a greater, perhaps exponential, degree. Marked by crazy ass qualities that make you laugh sooooo hard. Fucking hilarious.

Johnny Cash relapsing into drug use because his pet ostrich kicked him severely (boot party) in the 1980s (AD!!!). So an ostrich makes him shoot up?! Ridonkulous.

by B=======D~~~ August 3, 2007

redunkulous

Ridiculous to the extreme. When nothing else can describe the cause or reason behind an action or event, that is otherwise impossible in nature.

Dan, while playing Modern Warfare 2: "That guy just shot me with a shotgun through three walls from a mile away!"

Bobby, while also playing Modern Warfare 2: "For real...that's redunkulous!"

by GOAT of the Month February 4, 2010

Redonkolus

What the New York Jets put out in the Defensive Secondary in 2014

"The fact that we lost DRC to the Giants is REDONKOLUS!"

by definingwordsismypassion February 19, 2015

Redonkulous

Redonkulous is a way of explaining something that’s more ridiculous than ridiculous. Like how something could be insanely weird or awesome. This could also be the name of some YouTubers.

Bro, that kick flip was absolutely redonkulous!!

by Redonkulous Definitions November 4, 2021