A god of all ramen. Eat ramen without his permission, and the god of humankind will smite you with a tiny hotdog.
Dear Raymond, I ask you to let me eat this ramen without letting me smited by the god of humankind with a tiny hotdog. Please give me your permission.
by Ramen god November 12, 2018
Get the Raymond mug.1) A human/cyborg? generator of expressive verbal terms such as "Oh my.. GOD!" or "you know WHAT?!?"
2) Is graced with the gift of minor narcolepsy. There is no environment that cannot be slept in.
3) Someone everybody loves.
4) God/Provider of transport (can usually be located in a maroon coloured van aptly known as the killer van or victim van.)
5) Makes frequent comparisons/judgments that are heavily opinionated. "That car is the SCUM of ALL cars!!"
6) Legend has it that Raymond has once defeated an entire army in the 15th century. His expertise in immortality is still inexplicable.
2) Is graced with the gift of minor narcolepsy. There is no environment that cannot be slept in.
3) Someone everybody loves.
4) God/Provider of transport (can usually be located in a maroon coloured van aptly known as the killer van or victim van.)
5) Makes frequent comparisons/judgments that are heavily opinionated. "That car is the SCUM of ALL cars!!"
6) Legend has it that Raymond has once defeated an entire army in the 15th century. His expertise in immortality is still inexplicable.
"Yo can you help me with this computer science question?"
Raymond Hoac: "Sure, I don't see why not"
"Okay, so question one.."
Raymond Hoac: "zzzzzzzzz."
"nvm."
Raymond Hoac: "Sure, I don't see why not"
"Okay, so question one.."
Raymond Hoac: "zzzzzzzzz."
"nvm."
by I am Not William, Tim or Corey May 8, 2009
Get the Raymond Hoac mug.A 20th-century writer who focused mainly on the mundane occurrences of everyday life. Exclusively wrote short stories. His collections of short stories include Cathedral and Will You Please Be Quiet, Please? His style is often described as "dirty realism", and he is sometimes associated with author Charles Bukowski.
Q: Man, I'm so bored with shitty books like War and Peace. What the fuck should I read?
A: Motherfucker, promptly head to your nearest book store and select Cathedral by Raymond Carver as your next literary adventure. That shit will skullfuck you until you can't move.
Q: Indeed.
A: Motherfucker, promptly head to your nearest book store and select Cathedral by Raymond Carver as your next literary adventure. That shit will skullfuck you until you can't move.
Q: Indeed.
by TheGiraffeStripe October 21, 2009
Get the Raymond Carver mug.A beautiful, mystical being brought to the world to brighten up people's days. They usually have brownish-blonde hair, blue or green eyes, a bubbly and sweet yet defensive and loyal personality*, and an EXCELLENT taste in fashion and makeup. Also has bomb hair and is thicc asf. You either love her or hate her, there is no inbetween.If you happen to have a Rayanna in your life, you must know that Rayannas are extremely rare because of how amazingly special they are. If you have a Rayanna, never, under ANY circumstances, let her go.
*Rayannas are usually very loyal, making them good companions. They are also funny and compassionate, so they are easy to talk to about anything at all. A Rayanna is very defensive, so if anybody harms you and she finds out, she will go into what we call 'The Rage Setting'. She will suddenly do whatever it takes to avenge you and harm the harmer. Rayannas are usually very weird too, but that only adds to her funniness and adorableness
*Rayannas are usually very loyal, making them good companions. They are also funny and compassionate, so they are easy to talk to about anything at all. A Rayanna is very defensive, so if anybody harms you and she finds out, she will go into what we call 'The Rage Setting'. She will suddenly do whatever it takes to avenge you and harm the harmer. Rayannas are usually very weird too, but that only adds to her funniness and adorableness
Rayanna has a bright future ahead of her.
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by Heather567 February 3, 2010
Get the Rayen mug.Boy 1: dude, i heard you banged three different women yesterday!
Boy 2: woah, easy there bro, im not Raymone.
Boy 2: woah, easy there bro, im not Raymone.
by XThe ProfessorX March 20, 2013
Get the Raymone mug.Don’t mess with Rayana she is a sassy bitch and an amazing friend. If you hate her you better WATCH OUT! Also she doesn’t smell
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