jolly rancher

metaphor used to describe a guy that stays hard forever during a BJ

"it can be sucked for a long time, melts in your mouth, not your hand, stays hard forever -- it's like a jolly rancher"

by Alexxxxxxxxxx October 26, 2005

Monster Rancher

cool ass game

play that shit

by big mike the man October 31, 2003

ass rancher

a. one who ranches asses
b. jolly ranchers that have been sat on by one's own ass

a. The field of ass ranching is a very profitable one.

b. One day I wasn't paying attention and sat my ass on a jolly rancher. Now it's an ass rancher.

by snibey September 7, 2011

turd rancher

A little known phrase for a homosexual person.

That palce was filled with a bunch of turd ranchers.

by Long Shoe Larry March 9, 2008

raunchetto

A mixture between raunchy and ghetto. Often used as a synonym for rachet.

Tanya's bag was so raunchetto, I nearly barfed.

by Twoey November 27, 2012

Rancherise

To put ranch on something, in most cases, more ranch than what is considered a normal amount or what is actually needed. The term Rancherise was made by eriktheelectric

Those nuggets have been completely rancherised

by HurricaneHam November 19, 2018

crab rancher

Man or woman of ill repute who may have had pubic lice for a long time, to the point of them breeding. Can also be used for similar sexually transmitted diseases.

-"Dude, would you bang Lindsay Lohan without getting paid for it?"
-"No, man, I'd stay away from that crab rancher. She has the Crawford Ranch for crablice inside her jeans."

by Danny Fehlings November 13, 2007