2 definitions by Danny Fehlings

crab rancher

Man or woman of ill repute who may have had pubic lice for a long time, to the point of them breeding. Can also be used for similar sexually transmitted diseases.

-"Dude, would you bang Lindsay Lohan without getting paid for it?"
-"No, man, I'd stay away from that crab rancher. She has the Crawford Ranch for crablice inside her jeans."

by Danny Fehlings October 27, 2007

mexican stroller

A shopping cart, so called because many mexican people without cars take carts home instead of just carrying their stuff.

My car has a nasty scratch from where it was banged by a mexican stroller.

by Danny Fehlings October 28, 2007