ass rat

a rat that lives in your ass

1. Eww! I found an ass rat up my butt.
2. OMG, she is being an ass rat.

by :P :P :P :P June 10, 2008

Ass Rat

A russian mail order husband who uses a screen name holy gerbil who exchanges his aim programing skills for a green card and escape from an Israeli relocation camp.

Arkansas woman: Ooooo weeee I'd sho like to get me one of them ass rats since they is so grateful for saving them they give you sex and everything right up the ass.

by BigBrotherMick426 September 23, 2009

i couldn't give a rat's ass

An expression meaning I couldn't care a less or give a shit about something.

Worker: "I was late to work because my car broke down goddamit!"

Boss: "I couldn't give a rat's ass if you got anally raped this morning! You're fired!"

by Human Pickled Punk May 15, 2016

give a rat's ass

verb (to): to literally give a fuck about something

mother: Adrian, you Snorlax I want you to save your sinking Titanic. The only way you can do this right now, is guess what, to give a rat's ass about your future.

Adrian (snoring): ,,,zzz...zzz...oh hello mom, what time is it?

by Sexydimma August 19, 2012

Rat in the Ass

Reference to a big, fat, nasty turd looking to bust its way out the ass. The ol’ turtle peeking.

I got a rat in the ass braaaaaahhh. I gotta shit.

This rat in the ass it hurting.

I gotta cut loose this rat in the ass.

by Eaton Holgoode March 1, 2018

Crap ass sorry rat bastard

it is all of these 3:
The worst being ever
The Godfather
The opposite of me

The Godfather is a Crap ass sorry bastard

by TOC TM OS June 28, 2004

Dead Rat in my ass

What Red Dead Redemption should've been.

Tyson: Hey, did you get Dead Rat In My Ass yet?
Samuel: Nope, I do have "3 Snakes in My Colon 2" however.

by fishgaming April 24, 2023