Ramsition

Noun

1. The process in which someone changes quickly and erratically from one story to another with no regard for the listener or having any intention of finishing the original story or thought.

Verb

1. To veer so far from your original intended thought or story that the people listening to said story have no actual fucking idea what the original intended thought was and neither do you.

“No one really wanted him to finish the story about the feed store that Elvis’s aunt had before the ramsition anyway.”

by Free the man April 26, 2020

Rammstein

Bar none, the world's greatest band has got to be Rammstein.

With Awesome lyrics, rock hard guitar riffs, and a tendancy to set things on fire, they undoubtedly surpass all in the area of awesomeness. Anyone with a differing opionion can go cut themselves because they have obviously not indulged in the miracle of Rammstein.

BAND MEMBERS
Till Lindemann-Lead Vocals
Oliver Reidel-Bass
Richard Kruspe-Guitar and backup vocals
Paul Landers-guitar and backup vocals
Christoph Schneider-Drums
Christian Lorenz-Keyboard/guy who always gets set on fire

Putting these six in a room creates a paradox of greatness that no one can escape.

Tony:HOLY SHIT THE WORLD'S GREATEST BAND IS COMING TO INDIANAPOLIS!!!

Alex:Who? Smashmouth?

Chris: NO, You greasy bafoon, RAMMSTEIN *Slaps the shit out of alex*

Tony:GOD DAMN RIGHT

by Snipers in the Church Tower November 10, 2008

Ass-ramming-unclefucker

One who fucks his uncle (and others) in the ass.

You are such an Ass-ramming-unclefucker

by Fjell February 17, 2008

cock ramming

The process of "ramming", as in shoving very hard, the male cock into the female vagina. Also known as a "hard fuck". The objective is to "ram" the full length of the cock into the vagina in one thrust - which is of course repeated over and over again - up to the male testicles (also known as ball-slapping) as hard as possible. Cock ramming is enjoyed my most females, especially by those that want to be fucked to death in the heat of passion. Excessive cck ramming can cause brusing of the outter lips of the gentitila and if the female is not wet enough for cock ramming it can cause tears on the cock.

Bob is the best cock ramming fuck I have ever had.

He was cock ramming me so hard my head banged against the head board.

by Renown February 22, 2008

rammsteinism

It's the doctrine of the east German band which includes awesomeness, testosterone, pyrotechnics and liqueur excreting dildos.

A: Dude that guy's such a wanker.
B: He probably hasnt heard of Rammsteinism.

A: So like what are you into?
B reveals a huge chest with a dildo
A: Rammsteinism, sweet.

by therealmanisherenow September 18, 2010

rammstein

A band who unfortunately in north america has just been taken as a novelty or gimmick, if you understand german or read the translations of the lyrics you'll find its some pretty deep intelligent shit that deals with love,hate,anger,joy,life and death. and what an awesome laungage to compliment heavymetal music. even if you cant understand german its still worth listening to the rich powerful driven music, and hey you can just imagine they are singing about whatever happens to be going thru your head, thats what makes it so great.

Jetzt stehst du da an der Laterne
hast Tränen im Gesicht
das Abendlicht verjagt die Schatten
die Zeit steht still und es wird Herbst
rammstein

by n.bishop November 16, 2006

Rammstein

a great war to start the morning. 6 peice German band, providers of provacative thought...should you think about death/gayness/sadness. especially known for a kick-ass no-scarm theatrical show. best taken with about 2 beers and choclate muffin

"did u see what Rammstein did last night!" or "that mo-fo doesnt like Rammstein"

by Amazing Taz October 12, 2003