roof cat

Another derogatory term for an African American male that sits on a roof while eating a pizza.

Don't throw that pizza up there, those damn roof cats will eat it.

by Papamitch04 May 16, 2015

Roof Unicorn

A roof unicorn refers to a man with a shovel in his pants (giant penis).

Example 1:

We were in the locker room getting dressed and I saw Marquavius’s nine inch penis, and that was soft! He’s a total roof unicorn!

Example 2:

Guy: What’s she doing with a guy like that?! He’s so ugly!
Guy 2: I heard he’s a total roof unicorn.

by RoofUnicorn69 November 5, 2020

Roof Koreans

Angry Korean store workers who prowl their store roof tops wielding Nagasaki rifles and wearing their Korean Pride bandannas during the Baltimore riots to keep their store from being looted by "protestors"

After setting fire to the neighborhood CVS farmicy, Tyrone and the boys got in a shoot out with Highly armed Roof Koreans while trying to loot the noodle store nearby.

by FauxTales April 29, 2015

Roof-Topper

Having any sexual activity on the roof of a building inadvertently in view of Pan, Tilt, Zoom security cameras monitored by Marine Security Guards at a US Embassy.

Ben - Did you watch the video of Brett and that WSJ reporter going at it on the roof last night?

Harold - No Dude! Holy Shit! Where is it? I gotta see that!

Ben - Sorry Bro, that “Roof-topper” is being archived in the vault never to be seen again!

Harold - You suck!

by Mil3druid4 April 1, 2021

roof daddy

In sports where the object is scoring into a net, going "roof daddy" entails shooting into the upper part of the net, near the crossbar.

Also can be used in conjunction with going "Gatorade", which is when the scoring shot to the top of the net knocks the water bottle off.

Jimmy just deked the goalie outta his jockstrap, then took it roof daddy & went Gatorade.

by burgsabre87 May 10, 2009

roof chicken

in some countries where chicken is unavailable or too expensive, cat is substituted. In those countries a cat can also be referred to as a 'roof chicken'.

Menu:

Sweet and Sour Roof chicken
Lemon Roof chicken
Rice with Roof chicken and green vegetables

by flossy joe September 4, 2008

Roof spider

note all credit for the discovery of roof spiders and celling arachnid goes to Tasty taste, Quincy, the uppity bitch and that depressing chick

1-large arachnids released on the roofs of buildings in preindustrial england and its colonies to prevent people form jumping off to commit suicide. some roof spiders later evolved into less aggressive and relatively impartial celling arachnids

2- Some one as unpleasant as a man eating spider that dwells on roofs

3- Republicans

note all roof spiders are impervious to any weapon other than spears don't ask why they just are

1- OH MY GOD!!! the roof spiders have ran out of suicidal morons and are now coming down to eat the towns people
get the spears!

2- Any given person: josh your such a roof spider

3-see 2

by Tasty_taste December 7, 2010