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Kings Robe

The fold of skin which covers the head of the penis. More broadly referred to as the prepuce, a term which also describes the female clitoral hood. More commonly referred to as the foreskin.
Nah, I'm rockin' the Kings Robe.
by titsnbarrels September 22, 2010
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Robe Theorem

A strategy for roulette where the player places an equal bet on two of either the 1st, 2nd, or 3rd 12. This allows the player to have about a 63% chance of multiplying their bet by 1.5.
Using the Robe Theorem, Calum placed $50 on the 2nd and 3rd 12, so he had about a 63% chance of turning that $100 he bet into $150.
by Sultry Santa March 7, 2018
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Robe Girl

It references girls who lounge around the house in nothing but a robe. These girls are usually are high maintenance, but have no problem hanging around their house naked. Many times guys will deal with the high maintenance that comes with Robe Girls because they don't want to miss out on the sex. The term Robe Girl is often applicable to most any girl who gets out of the shower and into a robe, bypassing getting dressed.
Sarah is so high maintenance, she's probably a robe girl.
by longdongsilvers December 15, 2008
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Wizard Robe

When a person's stomach flab is so extensive that it takes on the appearance of a wizard's robe
That man has a wizard robe hanging past his knees!

There was a man on 'Embarrassing Bodies' with a wizard robe!
by NewtfaceImpalaMcEelson January 13, 2013
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Ass Robe

A robe that exposes the ass... commonly misunderstood as the word afro... say it out loud, you'll see what we mean.
"Why Fred, that is a mighty hott ass robe that you are wearing."

"Hell yes baby"
by Master Fanta September 3, 2005
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Sheets and Robes

When your social life is so uneventful that the highlight of your day is talking about painfully mundane things like a high thread count and the comfort level of your robe.
My life is so sheets and robes right now.
by Club Compound November 13, 2009
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penis robe

I forgot my penis robe, 18 years ago, that's how you were made son.
by tdog8675309 September 14, 2013
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