reed

a guitar playing doucher that probably brags about how many times he can skip a rock and cries after sex. only friends are other reeds

"Look at Reed over there flirting with the lunch ladies."

by slimthicc69 October 26, 2017

Reed

1. An insult. Can be used to an action, person, something said or something seen. Most closely related to stupid, dumb, asshole, or Idiot. Also can be used to call someone ugly.

2. A persons name. Has nothing to do with books. (but if you do know a person with this name, you can make fun of him in book-ish ways)

3.A really great college in Oregon.

"Did you see that guy?"
"Eww, he looked like a total Reed!"

"Reed, READ to me."

Reed College

by Goreadabook,reediethehoudini. May 17, 2009

Reed

A person with a small "male" profile

Look at that reed on that guy over there!

by Schmuckey the Ass Raping Eleph November 20, 2010

reed

To be minimally hung. Typically, men with this name are also hermaphrodites. In rare cases, a reed will possess an entirely foreign sexual organ, alien to our planet and completely useless to the female, although quite stimulating among gay males.

I just had the worst sex ever. He was such a reed.

by oldjames198322 May 7, 2010

reed

to snitch on somebody or something, especially one of your close friends.

Man, you just got reeded out yesterday by him.

by johndoe19 May 1, 2010

Reed

A piece of worthless trash that doesn't even deserve to be in existance. A sorry excuse for a noun, these completely unlikable and dick-wads spend their whole life attempting to end there existance and failing miserably, just like they do with everything else. They are also usually level 1 crooks.

Man 1: wow look at that guy
Man 2: wow what a Reed

by I H8 Reed Johnson January 10, 2019

Reed

a very homosexual male, usually has a broken penis and is barely a non-virgin. although he has many friends he cant escape the loneliness inside of him. faps too much- so much that his mom starts crying whenever she sees him because she's walked in on him too many times.
great friend, loyal, caring about others, says the N word and "fag" too much, gets turned on by everything including the quadratic formula.
god complex, likes the feeling of demonetization.
gay for both drake AND josh from drake and josh.
he also kinda has a bowl cut but he told us not to regard it.
i think thats about it

no example needed we all know
reed im just kidding dont be a sad b0i
"wow, how reed of you to wear a rainbow flag to school!"

by yeetthebaby03 November 13, 2018