by benmarvin June 21, 2009

Raft Ass is a term used in whitewater sports, such as rafting and kayaking, to describe a particularly itchy and unsightly rash, usually located on the ass/buttocks, that afflicts those outdoor enthusiasts, but especially butthole surfers.
•1st year raft guide while dropping trow: “Yo dude, I took so many trips this week & never changed shorts, can you take a look at this?”
•Old school raft guide while examining rash: “Oh, that’s a total rookie mistake & a solid case of raft ass.”
•Butthole surfer kayaker: “Brutal, but nothing a little Budro’s butt paste won’t clear up.”
•Old school raft guide while examining rash: “Oh, that’s a total rookie mistake & a solid case of raft ass.”
•Butthole surfer kayaker: “Brutal, but nothing a little Budro’s butt paste won’t clear up.”
by Dr. El Bee March 18, 2023

Tiffany: what took you so long, sounded like a wee.
Bruce: Thats what the Toilet Raft wanted you to think.
Bruce: Thats what the Toilet Raft wanted you to think.
by Eronzay May 23, 2012

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by OFlex December 30, 2013

by CaptainJack94 March 27, 2011

A term used when disgusted or annoyed by a person, place or situation. Similar to the term "Oh My God" Can be used as a sarcastic and cathartic tone to a statement
"That chick is late again to get her hair did, Christ on a raft I'm loosing mad cash on this shit"
"Christ on raft, I waited in line for 4 hours"
"Christ on raft, I waited in line for 4 hours"
by npizzle March 6, 2009
