true quam

An obfuscated manner in which your phone company calls you a fucktard. QAM stands for Quadrature Amplitude Modulation which is nonsensical in this context since fiber optic cables are completely digital. Thus, one may only conclude they think of you as childlike and will be mystified by their impenetrable jargon. Perhaps only being able to reply "Nice truck."

Consumer: "Tell me about FIOS."

Phone Carrier: "Sure, True quam."

Consumer: "Oh... I see... Nice truck."

by nuttzy July 21, 2007

Quilmas

San Quentin State Prison in Marin County, California.

Ex 1

"After being exonerated at Soledad for my suspected participation in one of two homicides that occurred there on Christmas Day, I returned to Quilmas -- San Quentin to my English speaking friends -- and was approached by eMe associate Louie from San Diego on the B section exercise yard."

-- Mundo Mendoza, 'GABBY from FLORENCIA 13 - THE GUNFIGHTER,' April 20, 2020

Ex. 2

Shotgun: Hey! The homey Turtle from the Yoch just touchdowned Quilmas!

Sneaky: Show some love and shoot the fool a Care Package.

Shotgun: Huh?

Sneaky: Send him a couple whack mags in an envelope stamped 'Legal Mail.'

Shotgun: Word! I'll shoot him a couple 'gently used' BBW lesbian pornos!

by ZXY&ABC May 13, 2020

quim doctor

1. (n) One with extreme pussy knowledge; pussy handler; pussy pleaser; pussy king.
2. (n) One who makes pussies pulsate or quiver over the site of; pussy dampener.

1. Steven could not get Susan off because he was no quim doctor.
2. Robert slammed many of snatch in his day, you could say that boy was a real quim doctor.
3. Sally got wet just by the site of the quim doctor.
4. John thought he was going to get some quim before the quim doctor showed up to the party.

by Pat Bleezy April 26, 2006

Mewling quim

An insult used by Loki of Asgard from movie "The Avengers".

Mewling: to cry/whine
Quim: British vulgar term for vagina
Mewling quim: Whiny vagina

Loki: Shut up, you mewling quim!

by Mrs. Loki Laufeyson August 19, 2012

quim pumper

An Aussie's cock; a part of the male reproductive area that may produce cock-burn in a tight quim.

Samantha told me 'Peter.... that fucking quim pumper - he gave me cock-burn last night as he jammed his filthy big fat black jism joint fair up my tight itchy quim...'

by QPump August 5, 2011

quame

Quame is all around a funny guy ,he's very super funny but doesn't know it .he's an awesome person to be around and will always be dependable .quames are loyal and kind , and ratchet sometimes but a good type . They swear alot but after a while u get used to it , they will always be there for u and have a forgiving nature ,when they want to forgive ,they are normally good looking .this is a rare name so if your name is quame ur spethal

Oh look at that funny guy ,he's such a quame

by Gurlfwend July 21, 2017

Quamat

var sp. Quamut. Quamatttt.

1. exclamation. obnoxious interruptory device.
2. adverb. resigned acceptance of a situation.
3. verb. subtle goading of a person.
4. declaration. angry rebuttal, sometimes calling for silence (as in shut up)
5. adjective. an all-purpose word to describe pretty much any state of mind. word meaning varies depending on inflection.
6. noun. Stinky people
7. noun. wack



Prounication: Kwah-mutt.

1. Don't talk about quamats in here. No quamattts allowed.
2. Person 1: I don't really feel like
going out tonight
Person 2: Quamaaaaaat
Person 3: alright, i'll go
3. Girl 1: Boy 1 doesn't know
what he's talking about.
Boy 1: Quamat!
Girl 1: Sorrrry
4. Boy 2: I think the exam is at 8 am
tomorrow
Boy 1: Really?
Boy 2: Yeah, for sure
Boy 3: quamat
5. Boy 1: Shut up.
Boy 2: Quamattt!!!
3. Girl 1: You are both quamat.

by Sloshfinu April 6, 2009