quaff

when a girl shoves beans up her anus, chemicals from them seep into the pelvic reigion and she amitts a high pitched rasberry called a quaff
by owler May 27, 2009
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Dude, it smells like a rank quaff.
by Andy Power May 15, 2005
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Is also slang for a person, who at first may appear to be stupid and foolish. In reality they are perceptive and cautious.
by Quaffmaster November 13, 2009
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A type of fart that comes out of the penis hole.
Man: God Seth did you here that?
Seth: Sorry man I just quaffed myself.
by kandk August 10, 2006
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Literally, a queef from the female rectum; similar to a fart, but less amusing. Figuratively, and much more common, continual and uninteresting chatter.
Oh man, she just quaffed for the whole evening.
by greg February 11, 2005
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The ugly brown burnt pieces in a pack of Chick-fil-a fries
"Ew, i got so many quaff fries in my container!"
chick-fil-a chickfila fries burnt burnt fries
by daisydoodooadallop June 11, 2016
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adjective- describes manorism or actions that may be classified as homosexual in nature.
"Dont walk like that, thats quaff"

"stop looking at Nicks butt, ben, you quaff little boy"
by Ryan Atkinson April 20, 2005
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