Qiao

A nice guy who gives wise advice. He has a positive outlook on life, and won't let even the worst of things take him down. He will always be there for his friends and offers great hugs. Having a down-to-earth attitude, people love to be around him as he doesn't make others feel inferior. A great friend to have, as he does his best to make people feel included. He is willing to try new things, like watching horror movies, even though evidently terrified of them. He is extremely talented and is pretty good at sport/games, even though he might not know it. When he sees something that he is not so good at, he will look at ways to improve and better himself - a trait that not many people have. He hasn't been really lucky in his love life, but the right one will come along and appreciate him for the kind-hearted, loving, person that he is. Qiao's are generally hard to read because they hide their emotions well. You won't know if something is up unless they tell you about it. They only trust a few, so you should feel honoured if they do trust you. If you have a Qiao in your life, treat him well, because you'll regret it if you don't.

"Does anyone know the guy sitting behind me in HASS? He's pretty cute."
"Oh yeah, that's Qiao. Start talking to him before he gets snatched up by another girl!"

by bongocat2123 May 20, 2019

qiagen

Qiagen is a company that makes Molecular Biology kits that have turned biological research from a craft requiring years of rigorous dedication before one could design and carry out successful experiments, into a bunch of glorified science fair projects that any high school senior could be hired to perform while professors and grad students hit crack pipes in the back room. The devolution of Molecular Biology into 8th grade-level chemistry set bullshit has been largely driven by the use of high profile attention grabbing buzzwords such as "genome" and "proteome" which send government grant-bestowing organizations into a drooling frenzy like fatties at an all you can eat steakhouse. Individual assmonkeys with the highest profile institutions and best buzzwords are thereby left with millions of dollars a year and very little talent to spend it on. They hire a bunch of kids to use these gay little Qiagen kits to do their enormous projects, and are left with more data than they would ever be able to review themselves. If there were a golden needle in their crappy haystacks, such assmonkeys would never find it in a million years. So they submit their piles of shit to public databases, and expect all of us who didn't get millions of dollars to sort through thier shit and find gold. An experiment is useless, perfunctary, and derivative if it has relied mainly upon kits such as those supplied by Qiagen.

Real Sceintist 1: Dude, did you see that fat bastard's lab space at the Whitehead?

Real Scientist 2: Yeah, It was like a fucking Qiagen box fort on his shelves.

Real Scientist 1: Fucking high-through put human genome mapping man. I wonder if he even knows what buffer P2 has in it.

Real Scientist 2: Qiagen, motherfucker.

by Sharkey November 25, 2004

qiaora

Best audio maker, started around 2016/2017. Also known as ADNXR, vNoclip, rayer or djpwndu. Awesome producer and certified Pwner. Real OG Sprite Gang member #SpriteGang !!! :sunglasses:

Person 1: Man, I hate my life..

Person 2: Why is that?

Person 1: I have no qiaora ids!

Person 2: Sucks to suck, lil boy. #SpriteGang !!!

by DaRealBladee89 November 21, 2021

Qiani

Qiani is a beautiful girl. She is a lovable and sweet person but when u get on her darkside it is over. She loves when boys send her long paragraphs it makes her feel good. Qiani is know for a good kisser. She will hug you if she knows you she is a good huger ❤

Look at Qiani she is beautiful

by Gddthbffgfdrr June 11, 2018

ben qian

The trashest and shittest, he is so shit fucking hell

Ben qian is fucking retarded

by long yat lau November 3, 2021

Qian Kun

Aka dilf, Qian Kun is a very sexc thicc mf with a scrumptious happy trail. He's an amazing leader/composer/vocalist and is insanely underrated.

Qian Kun is so amazing and talented and he deserves to be taken seriously. He's not the butt of your jokes so if you wanna treat him like he is, keep his name out of your mouth.

by Kun's cumslut November 29, 2020

Qian

Chinese spelling of money or thousands or anything that starts with Q.

Depending on how you pronounce it, it changes from thousands to Money.

"Shi Qian"
Translated meaning 10 thousand

by Anonymous July 20, 2003