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pussiritis 

When a man loses all masculinity in the case of love and begins to act like a massive pussy.
John says "Oh Sally's gone away for the weekend, I'll really miss her, I've sent her 27 emails and she hasn't replied."

John's mate Bob says, "Mate you're suffering from pussiritis, grow some cojones."
pussiritis by bushy01 August 6, 2010

pussyitus 

When you make up injurys so you dont have to do anything....
I have a headache so i cant run..
wow you have pussyitus sound familiar
pussyitus by kakillala April 8, 2008

Pussitus 

One who suffers from a chronic disorder that doesnt allow you to do jackshit. Usually a disease for a huge pussy with no reason to live.
Aaron: Hey, you wanna go do some shenanigans?
Ben: Nah dude i gotta sit this one out, my great aunt is dying
David: Dont worry aaron, Ben suffers from chronic pussitus
Pussitus by blew2 December 18, 2010

Pussymeister 

One who is a master of pussy. This person, usually male, can get some pussy whenever he wants and doesn't even have to try. He knows how to get in and out without any of that emotional drama that often comes with pussies. His male peers look upon him as a symbol of hope, for maybe one day they will be half the man that he is.
Person 1: Hey man did you hear about that one guy who got with all of those hot pussies last night?
Person 2: Yeah I heard he was with at least 10 girls at the same time!
Person 1: Man I'm soo jelly. He's such a pussymeister!

Pussitized 

When a man all of a sudden turns into a pussy.
When a friend with a penis all of sudden behaves like a woman, he has been "pussitized".
Pussitized by RandySB March 31, 2009
Is when a person acts like a wussy and doesnt want to do work. Aka Logan Curts
You have pussyidis
pussyidis by Harambe2200 December 20, 2016