Puro

1. The word "Cigar" in Spanish, and/or the word used for it in any Spanish-speaking region.

2. Cuban slang for "Dad".

3. The name of the deuteragonist from the indie video game known as "Changed", a "dark-latex", white-mask donning, anthropomorphic, wolf-like creature.

(Basically, he's the partner of the protagonist, and his role is to support him throughout the journey as a companion, in the game.)

"Puro is the deuteragonist of Changed. He is a dark latex, wolf-like creature that guides and follows the player through the majority of the game." - The "Changed" Fandom

"Don't be afraid of me... I'm not going to assimilate you like the others." - "Puro" from "Changed".

Person: Hey amigo, could you pass me a Puro? (Cigar)

Person 2: He's so bossy, he can almost be like a Puro sometimes. (Dad)

Person 3: You know Puro from Changed? I love him! He's absolutely adorable, the fluffiest and best boy Puro, even if he IS a big latex-monster. ("Puro", from "Changed")

by Yes, Benny actually made this. July 19, 2019

porro

In Spain and Argentina, a joint, pot.

La fiesta estuvo bien: no faltó cerveza ni porro.

The party was ok: there was enough beer and pot.

by jsg July 10, 2004

Parrot Bay

An alcoholic drink Captain Morgan's PArrot Bay. Has got to be one of the best drinks on the planet

Damn those people must have a date with the Captain tonight.

by EA April 25, 2005

purnomz

is the secret name of ms purtell at millennium. she banned the harmless word nomz because she said it was sexual when she had clearly never seen the youtube video of the little furry animals eating food from which it was referenced. search nom nom nom on youtube to find it

bro 1- "Ms purnomz was making us learn about sentences again today"

bro 2- "isnt that the teacher who banned the word nomz?"

bro 1- "yeah she is crazy . she thinks she can psychically talk to dolphins"

by throwingknifekill August 6, 2010

Dead Parrot Defense

When a lie or excuses is so blatantly ridiculous and unbelievable, the defendant has no choice but to stick to his/her absurd defense, disregarding all possible logic/laws of physics/obvious contradictions. Taken from the Monty Python dead parrot sketch in which a shop owner insists a clearly dead parrot is alive.

Tim got caught cheating on his girlfriend, but stuck to a dead parrot defense of she was an out of work actress and he was helping her with simulated sex scenes

by ArfNarfBarf August 5, 2010

Parrothead

A Parrothead is a fan of Jimmy Buffett (there is no other meaning). The typical parrothead is pictured to wear a Hawaiian shirt, flip-flops, and other tropical attire, and to enjoy drinking margaritas on the beach. Parrotheads often decorate their homes in tropical motifs. In general the life of a parrothead is one of relaxation and being on a permanent mental vacation even while at work.

I like listening to Jimmy Buffett's music, therefore I am a Parrothead.

by OneBadAsp October 15, 2006

perro

In the Latino hood the word means close friend or associate.

Hey Perro! How's your mom.

by JohnsAdiksean February 25, 2017