When one takes their hand and puts it under someones boob and caresses it. Saying "Hows Your Mom"
"Jess walked up to me and I caressed her boob saying, "How's your mom."
by J Rizz June 25, 2006
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the greatest way to change the topic of an uncomfortable conversation.
"Not that you have body lice, or possibly have AIDS, I don't care who you are, what you did, where you're from, as long as you love meeee!"
" . . . "
"So how's your mom?"
by E.M.T. December 24, 2008
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The only thing you can possibly say to your ex after he finds a comment that you wrote about him in a public group.
Fiona: my partner is squishy, and I like it so much more than my muscular ex husband
Paul: I hate myself and you are making it worse

Fiona: Welp, How's your mom?
by FionaBook April 25, 2021
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