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pseudo-intellectual

1. One who attempts to flex intellect that does not exist within his or her own mind.

2. Can probably be found with a thesaurus in hand, while in a chat room, looking up new insults that are synonymous with "stupid" in order to boost his or her own undeserved ego.

3. Typical cases of pseudo-intellectualism involve pre-pubescent 15 year olds that think they have everything figured out, including, but not limited to: life, religion, politics, education, and sex. Ironically, they have never quite experienced either of the aforementioned.

4. Pretends he or she has an opinion.

5. Posseses a severe tendency to blindly and wholeheartedly believe any bullshit they hear, only to subsequently regurgitate the misinformation to anyone they see in an asinine attempt to appear more intelligent than a used, broken condom.

6. Should the victim of the verbal onslaught happen to have a differing opinion, the pseudo-intellectual will revert to his or her thesaurus and insult the opposition with words he or she never knew existed, and probably cannot even pronounce.

7. Annoyingly and constantly refers to the word antidisestablishmentarianism, as if knowledge of said word defined his or her illegitimately high intelligence quotient.

8. Typically a hypocrite; creates many, many contradictions. Most online grammar/spelling Nazis can relate.

9. Always ends a bullshit "argument" with, "I win, so stfu." Win what, dipshits? Your opinions weren't fact in the first place.
<Pseudo-Intellectual> Omg. You are Stupid. You are an idiot for not agreeing with everything I say. I know I'm right, even though I know nothing about the subject, because my friend knows someone that read someone's blog somewhere that mentioned something about it. I win, so stfu, you unintelligent moron. God, your stupid. You're such a stupid idiot. Antidisestablishmentarianism.

<Pseudo-Intellectual has signed off>
by ohfukmeh September 14, 2004
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Pseudo-secularism

In the Indian context, the term pseudo-secularism is used to indicate unfair advantage to certain religions, i.e. Muslims, Christian appeasement politics. The term 'Pseudo-secular' implies that those who claim to be secular are actually not so, but are Pro-Abrahamic.
Indian Muslims and Christians: "We are the real Minority, look at us, majority is making our life hell"
Buddhists, Sikhs, Jains, Zoroastrian: Are you Serious?
Keyboard warrior Hindus: Give us a break, why so much 'Pseudo-secularism'?
by The Non Smoker November 6, 2021
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pseudolesbian

When a girl pretends to like someone of the same sex. What her reasons for doing so differ from pseudolesbian to pseudolesbian, but main ones include confusion of sexuality or preference, to get the attention of males, and to just be an attention whore.
Nicole is such a pseudolesbian; she's dating Trent but she's all over Lorna.
by Phoenix Snooze March 16, 2006
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Pseudo-boner

An occurrence when your pants or shirt cause an unflattering bulge to appear, giving all who look at you the impression that you are slightly aroused.
Guy #1: Whoa, man! She's hot but not that hot.

Guy #2: No bro, its just a pseudo-boner.

Guy #1: Oh, okay then. (awkward silence)
by Common Misconceiver May 23, 2009
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Pseudominals

Pseudo Abs. Also known as skinny boy abs

Basically Abs that one did not have to work for but are there because of their metabolism
Oooh. That skinny boy has some pseudominals
by HigherThanAKyte February 17, 2015
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Pseudo-nostalgia

Nostalgia for a past time you haven't actually personally experienced
Redditor: Mans got mad nostalgia for the 80s.
Poggersman270: Retard. You were born the the 90s. That's called pseudo-nostalgia.
by Keef Scott September 13, 2020
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Pseudogon

Person: what’s on YouTube
YouTube: YTP: frosty the humanoid popsicle gets divorced by Pseudogon
Person: yay
by Delete this account now June 21, 2023
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