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PseudoFriday

The last day of a work week due to an extended weekend. The day before said weekend. Same as virtual Friday.
Yeah! Three day weekend this week! We get Friday off, and tomorrow (Thursday)is PseudoFriday!
by The Wack December 21, 2008
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pseudomod

An extremely annoying person that thinks he/she is a moderator, often found at forums and chats.
Pseudomod in action :

hey!no insutling on the forum!!!111! remember rule number 2328 (quotes a useless rule nobody follows) i will report you and you will be BANNED!
by sometimesmyanussmellslikesecre November 9, 2012
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Pseudofact

A pseudofact is a piece of information that, despite being completely false, is far more interesting than the equivalent correct information. Because pseudofacts are more interesting, they are more likely to get repeated. This results in people who believe them because it's what their friends and family has always told them. This belief is often strong enough to ward off solid evidence of the contrary.
Priest: Masturbation will make you go blind.
John: That's a pseudofact. I've been doing it for years, and I can see just fine.

Doctor: You should drink eight, eight-ounce glasses of water a day.
Patient: Bull, that's a pseudofact. We get almost all the water we need in the food we eat.

Kristen: That moon has phases because it's partially behind the earth's shadow. That's what my teacher taught me.
Eric: No, that's a pseudofact. The moon has phases because of the angle between it, us, and the sun.

Republican: Obama's health care bill will create Death Panels.
Democrat: That's a pseudofact. The bill would just pay for discussions with doctors about things like living wills.

Any urban legend is a pseudofact.
by Mythological Beast November 7, 2009
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pseudometrosexual

A male who displays himself like a metrosexual to the public. But in the comfort of his privacy acts like a completely straight guy.
He has the best looking Armani Suit on, but is that white tennis socks i see on him? That dude is definately a pseudometrosexual.
by Tony T Vu June 24, 2005
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pseudocide

An act of self-harm that is in no way intended to kill the harmee; the sort of attempt to express dissatisfaction with one's life that mental health professionals sometimes refer to as a 'cry for help', for example, Fall Out Boy lead singer Pete Wentz's overdose of the anti-depressant Atavan.
Elton John once committed pseudocide by sticking his head in a gas oven after putting out the pilot light.
by Amanda the Quirky One October 31, 2007
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pseudohermaphrodite

The medical term identifying somone who has the outer genitalia of one gender but the internal sexual organs of the other gender
John: I scored with this chick last night but she had a deep voice, big muscles, and was really hairy.

Mark: Dude, she was probably a pseudohermaphrodite.
by Brennen90 August 29, 2007
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pseudocide

a fake suicide (mostly used for photography purposes or some sort of spiritual/symbolic means.
person1: "Hey i heard that chick in your math class killed herself."

person2: "Nah, it was just a pseudocide. The pics are on Myspace."
by Powers27 June 25, 2007
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