Pseudochef

A wannabe chef working as a cook at a chain.

Pseudochef

A cook at Olive Garden, Chili's, Applebee's or any other chain restaurant.

by INCOGNITO2011 May 25, 2012

pseudoteranianismisticaria

Invented by legendary.fish on Discord, this word is not a real word and is used to waste people's time. It is used as a placeholder word with absolutely no meaning so you can use it anywhere and give it any meaning. When people see this word, they might want to search it up and see what it means. If that was you, that's actually sad.

Pseudoteranianismisticaria pseudoteranianismisticaria pseudoteranianismisticaria pseudoteranianismisticaria pseudoteranianismisticaria pseudoteranianismisticaria pseudoteranianismisticaria pseudoteranianismisticaria pseudoteranianismisticaria. (The quick brown fox jumps over the lazy dog.)

by LegendaryFish October 9, 2023

Pseudocide

Deleting or removing an old screen name or email address.

Closing my AOL account was pseudocide, but at least my ex-girlfriend can no longer find me.

by LAblows April 17, 2009

pseudocider

A person who constantly threatens to commit suicide to get attention while being too scared to actually do it

Ron has been a pseudocider for months. Each time a girl breaks up with him, he says he's going to end it all, but he never does.

by DJMarcusA September 6, 2021

pseudobitch

pseudo meaning fake or false and bitch meaning prissy or stuck-up person...

Karina is a fkkn pseudobitch.

by mariieee November 29, 2007

Pseudoscience

Formerly a descriptor for practices claiming to be scientific with no evidence in favor of the practice, the term "Pseudoscience" has unfortunately devolved into a catch-all pejorative term for anything that doesn't align with the majority opinion of self-proclaimed "intellectuals" who will create 1500+ word essays on why you're wrong and why you should "TRUST THE SCIENCE". Because of the modern redefinition of the term, several harmless beliefs and hobbies (eg. Cryptozoology, Astrology, Ufology) have been lumped into the same category as absolutely braindead theories that even fetuses would be able to identify as bullshit (eg. Flat earth), or genuinely dangerous beliefs and practices (eg. Horse Dewormer and Bleach as "cures" for COVID and other related quackery). Science actually sometimes relies on "Pseudoscientific" practices to make new breakthroughs. For example, Plate tectonics used to be given no credibility, but are now generally accepted.

The term is now systemically abused heavily on Wikipedia due to said site's high reliance on secondary sources. Said secondary sources (mostly editorials on popular news magazine websites) heavily abuse the term "pseudoscience", especially when talking about those who are politically right-wing (while ignoring left-wing pseudoscientific, or at least denialist movements such as the anti-GMO or anti-nuclear energy movements).

Person 1: Hey, check out this cool cryptid book i got!
Person 2: Aww sweet! My favorite is the Bunyip, i wonder what it'll look li-
"Expert": ACKSHUALLY CRYPTOZOOLOGY IS PSEUDOSCIENCE AND IF YOU FOLLOW IT YOU ARE A RIGHT WING ANTI-MASK NAZI WHO THINKS THE EARTH IS FLAT
Persons 1 and 2: Dude wtf

by PNurBH June 6, 2023

pseudointellectual

The label applied to anyone who says something you don't understand.

He studies just to make his pseudointellectual banter harder for me to understand.

by Dr John July 19, 2012