Pseudochef

A wannabe chef working as a cook at a chain.

Pseudochef

A cook at Olive Garden, Chili's, Applebee's or any other chain restaurant.

Pseudochef by INCOGNITO2011 May 25, 2012

pseudoceleb 

A known personality who is only or mostly famous for their work on reality TV, getting pics taken by the paparazzi, putting out sex tapes and/or going on multiple talk shows. Someone who is famous and/or talked about without actually having any talent or actual career other than being and promoting themselves. A person who is famous only for being well known.

Paris Hilton is a prime example of being a pseudoceleb. The housewives on Bravo are pseudocelebs. Snooki and the Jersey Shore cast are all pseudocelebs. Scott Disick is a hanger on Kardashian and lives off being a pseudoceleb by hosting parties at nightclubs. Many has been famous people drift into being pseudocelebs when they get desperate for attention and/or money.

pseudoceleb by angelofdevs May 22, 2013

Pseudohemian 

Someone with an upper middle class background and a well-paying job that adopts all the affectations of the bohemian urban living as a superficial cover for his/her truly entitled self.

Parker: Wanna go to the Arts District tonight? I got an invite for the opening of the gastropub run by the chef from the organic single source Bolivian schnitzel craft truck.

Logan: What? I'm so over that whole pseudohemian scene. Can we just get real tacos from a real Mexican restaurant with real margaritas? You know, like real people used to do?
Parker: Ya, I guess you're right. I'm kinda done pretending how much I like Moscow Mules so much better in a copper mug anyway.

wannabe posester poser fake vacuous product-laden frontier beard disc earring pour over avocado toast

Pseudohemian by The Original Tankboy June 23, 2017

pseudocyesis 

1. (pr. soo-dough-sigh-ee-suss) A psychiatric condion whereby the individual believes falsely that they are pregnant. Occurs in both men and women, patients often manifest symptoms of being pregnant.

I just removed a pillow from Mrs. Smith's shirt. I think she is suffering from psuedocyesis.

pseudocyesis by The Troll August 6, 2005

pseudohermaphrodite

The medical term identifying somone who has the outer genitalia of one gender but the internal sexual organs of the other gender

John: I scored with this chick last night but she had a deep voice, big muscles, and was really hairy.

Mark: Dude, she was probably a pseudohermaphrodite.

pseudohermaphrodite by Brennen90 August 29, 2007

pseudohere 

used in away messages to indicate that the person would rather not talk, but will if someone else talks first

"im doing my homework, im pseudohere"

pseudohere by kl;kjlhuhg May 10, 2008

Pseudochink 

A man or woman who physically appears to be of Asian descent but is not.

“Is Liam Asian?”
“No, he is a pseudochink”

Pseudochink by Poseidon May 29, 2021