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T-pose

Default position of 3D models standing straight with spread-eagle arms, tailored into a meme most notably by the instagram channel wokeist.
Cashier: Sir that'll be seventeen doll-...what are you doing?
Jared: *In the T-pose*
by j i j February 28, 2018
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Baka Prase

Baka Prase is a retarded Serbian YouTuber/musician, he makes videos roasting and bullying kids and flexing his wealth.
He has an autistic army of children who follow him, these brainwashed children (aged 7-13) who buy his merch and watch his videos, giving him more money to buy a new Porsche or perhaps a G-Class are called "Institucija"
Si čuo novu Baka Prase pesmu?
No, you fucking retard, please get out of my sight.
by sxrimp May 1, 2020
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Poseidon's Sloppy Seconds

When toilet water that somebody else pissed or shit in splashes back onto your asshole after you shit in it.
I thought Poseidon's kiss was bad, but then I experienced the horror of Poseidon's sloppy seconds.
by Fucious March 12, 2015
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Nerd Poser

A person who tries to act like a nerd and refuses to accept the fact that he/she is not smart.
Eugene: It is just so annoyingly distressing that Jake displays this pretentious act to delude others to beleive he is what he is not--a classic, certified nerd.

Ludwig: Yes, yes. I have no choice, but to agree with your opinion on Jake's deceiving behavior. Personally, I will define him as a NERD POSER.

Both: (snickering and snorting in a nerdy manner.)
by NerDorKlutzie January 13, 2010
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poseur

Yes kids, that is how you spell poseur. No, I'm not trying to spell it some "fancy french way." Don't believe me? Let's go take a look at handy old Webster's:

Main Entry: po·seur
Pronunciation: pO-'z&r
Function: noun
Etymology: French
Date: 1872
: a person who pretends to be what he or she is not : an affected or insincere person
And there you have it. Still don't believe me? Let's look up "poser":

Main Entry: pos·er
Pronunciation: 'pO-z&r
Function: noun
Etymology: pose
Date: 1793
: a puzzling or baffling question

Interesting.

So, in closing, USE THE RIGHT WORD YOU IDIOTS.
by Rilo June 27, 2003
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Poseidon's kiss

When you begin to shit in a toilet, and the water splashes up and touches your butthole.
I jizzed when I took a shit and got a Poseidon's kiss.
by Dickbutt July 13, 2012
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Smiti pose

BY THE WAY.
the other definition is WRONG!
This is the REAL definition:

An O-shaped mouth expression, fingers together, left hand adjacent to the face, used for when a spider is seen. Almost seems to be put-on, I mean who really poses that dramatically when they see a spider?
*Smiti happily types away to a friend on a facebook, a spider scuttles past on the desk she is working on*

....... *5 seconds later, turns webcam on, does the smiti pose*
Smiti: AHHH I JUST SAW A SPIDER!
by lissie p June 21, 2010
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