The Bait N' Tackle

The sailors used this one in the old Navy days. Before you go off for a long, lonely voyage, get yourself a tall jar and fill it completely with earthworms. When you get lonely, open the jar and fuck away. The earthworms will provide some slithery stimulation, and your protein load will keep them nicely fed.

Gone fishing!

by Rilo August 01, 2003

poseur

Yes kids, that is how you spell poseur. No, I'm not trying to spell it some "fancy french way." Don't believe me? Let's go take a look at handy old Webster's:

Main Entry: po·seur
Pronunciation: pO-'z&r
Function: noun
Etymology: French
Date: 1872
: a person who pretends to be what he or she is not : an affected or insincere person

And there you have it. Still don't believe me? Let's look up "poser":

Main Entry: pos·er
Pronunciation: 'pO-z&r
Function: noun
Etymology: pose
Date: 1793
: a puzzling or baffling question

Interesting.

So, in closing, USE THE RIGHT WORD YOU IDIOTS.

by Rilo June 28, 2003

hat

the foreskin on a penis

poor Jake has no hat

by Rilo August 09, 2003

sell out

A band, singer or muscian who changes their style of music to fit the trend/make more money.

Metalica are sellouts

by Rilo June 28, 2003

finch

Love or a strong liking for someone or somthing

1.) Man, that Oliva girl, I totally finch her.
2.) God I finch tacos!

by Rilo July 30, 2003

Asianophile

no, it's an actual phelia.
Asianphile=obessesions with asia and it's people

China

by Rilo July 19, 2003

Cock-Stuffing

Apparently somewhat on the fringe in gay circles, but involves using thin, cylindrical items (thermometers, wire, rubber worms, etc.), and inserting them into the dick hole. Over many months, continue to gradually ream out the hole-at-the-head with larger items.

thus ultimately allowing your "buddy" to obtain the goal of fucking your urethra. Wow!

by Rilo August 01, 2003