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Yes kids, that is how you spell poseur. No, I'm not trying to spell it some "fancy french way." Don't believe me? Let's go take a look at handy old Webster's:

Main Entry: po·seur
Pronunciation: pO-'z&r
Function: noun
Etymology: French
Date: 1872
: a person who pretends to be what he or she is not : an affected or insincere person
And there you have it. Still don't believe me? Let's look up "poser":

Main Entry: pos·er
Pronunciation: 'pO-z&r
Function: noun
Etymology: pose
Date: 1793
: a puzzling or baffling question


by Rilo June 27, 2003

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it's spelt 'republican' dumbass
by rilo July 20, 2003

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The sailors used this one in the old Navy days. Before you go off for a long, lonely voyage, get yourself a tall jar and fill it completely with earthworms. When you get lonely, open the jar and fuck away. The earthworms will provide some slithery stimulation, and your protein load will keep them nicely fed.
Gone fishing!
by Rilo August 01, 2003

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A band, singer or muscian who changes their style of music to fit the trend/make more money.
Metalica are sellouts
by Rilo June 27, 2003

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no, it's an actual phelia.
Asianphile=obessesions with asia and it's people
by Rilo July 19, 2003

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Apparently somewhat on the fringe in gay circles, but involves using thin, cylindrical items (thermometers, wire, rubber worms, etc.), and inserting them into the dick hole. Over many months, continue to gradually ream out the hole-at-the-head with larger items.
thus ultimately allowing your "buddy" to obtain the goal of fucking your urethra. Wow!
by Rilo August 01, 2003

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Shut up before I pop you in your mouth
by Rilo June 27, 2003

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