Lesbian Protector

Thor.
Thor is a fucking Lesbian Protector.
#ChangeMyMind

Thor: "I am the lesbian protector, mess with lesbians and you mess with me"

Lesbians: "We Love you"

by The Random Lesbian December 11, 2021

protean

versatile like LeBron James

Wow, that guy is so protean!

by ballerbron November 13, 2018

general protection fault

A crash that occurs often on a Windows 95 based machine (ie Windows 98, 98Se, and ME)

by Arran August 3, 2003

Game-protect scam

A service offered by someone extremely mentally ill scammer for the threat that does not exist with the service that doesn't exist.

I used a Game-protect scam service and got scammed for $200. Now he is suing me.

by btct November 12, 2019

Protection

1. A condom or other contraceptive
2. A gun, knife, or other weapon
3. A form of extortion whereupon the victim agrees to pay his 'protector' not to beat or otherwise harm him. Old school organized crime scam.
4. Clemency from authorities via political or other connections.

1. Before you bang that nasty ho you better have protection.
2. I ain't goin out after dark in this hood without protection.
3. Vinnie hit up the shopkeep for his protection money.
4. "Fuck you, man. I can sell this crack all I want. I got protection."

by DoktorJ December 28, 2005

he protecc

The act of one defending someone or something.

He protecc but he also attacc

by YoloMcSweegle April 21, 2018

pootertainment

Entertainment to make the lonely act of pooping more bearable.

I forgot my pootertainment last night, it was like shitting in the 90's

"Why do you still play Candy Crush?" "Because that game is awesome pootertainment"

I went rogue on my pootertainment, read every bottle in my bathroom

by aimecc April 28, 2014