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profanisaurus

lunchbox lancer n. archaic Mediaeval term for a cocoa shunter (qv). First used by King Arthur to describe the French army. In 562 AD he wrote: “Fear not the French, for their knights are without heart, and their King without wisdom. But keep thine backs as to the wall, for amongst their number thou shalt find more than a few lunchbox lancers, I can tell you”.
by Hugh Jampton September 12, 2003
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PRomance

A pairing between two well known individuals, organised by a PR rep for the purpose of boosting their media presence.

These tend to go hand in hand with a film or TV show romance and give a steady release of staged paparazzi shots.
Dianna Agron and Alex Pettyfer's 'romance' was masterfully orchestrated around the promotion of the film 'I Am Number 4' only to suddenly break off right around the release date...

KStew and RPatz, a long standing PRomance are having big 'issues' right now. Coincidently on the run up to the release of the final Twilight.
by Code86 July 28, 2012
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Propane

Weed. Used in rap music. You may also hear “gas” being referred to weed.
“Smokin’ propane with my clique in the back, bitch” -Lil Peep, Cobain
by KawaiiDonut January 22, 2018
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propane

the cia code word that activates the sleeper agent known as "hank hill" who will bring forth the apocalypse
when hank hill hears the word PROPANE all hell will be unleashed onto this world
by deathwish124 February 2, 2010
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profanity

Why the fuck you gotta be using all that goddamned profanity all the time, you piece of shit?
by umanor November 19, 2010
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Watch yo profanity

what you say when someone cusses and you want to act cool so you say watch yo profanity
can be used as joke when someone says words that aren't swear words
example: Bob - "Dang it, I lost."

Joe - "Watch yo profanity!"
"shit i got a bad grade"
"WATCH YO PROFANITY"
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profane the sacrum

Verb: to penetrate anally. "Sacrum" is the hip bone. "Sacrum" also means "holy." Hence, to "profane the sacrum" is to render something holy unholy.
The priest rendered profane the sacrum of the little altar boy. Afghans and Arabs, in their full Islamic glory, are known to profane the sacrums of little boys they abduct.
by Iblisatan July 22, 2007
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