A phrase meaning the worst that possibly could happen. Based off of obvious pain the fictional character's knifed glove would create tearing up a prostate.
dude 1: My girlfriend is pregnant.
dude 2: That's a Freddy Krueger Prostate Massage for ya.
dude 3: Fucking A right, it is!
dude 2: That's a Freddy Krueger Prostate Massage for ya.
dude 3: Fucking A right, it is!
by Minced Prostate September 23, 2011
Get the Freddy Krueger Prostate Massage mug.The act of a female milking a male's prostate by inserting the toe of her foot into his rectum while wearing footwear: namely ballet slippers or ballet flats. The term can also apply to a woman wearing heels, although when wearing heels, the term is Prostate Disco. She inserts the toe of her foot into the anus and continues pushing in and wiggling her toes until he either ejaculates involuntarily, or she forces him to masturbate. This is a form of domination or enslavement, for if this is done on him enough times in succession, he will be physically unable to ejaculate without her foot inside of him.
Fred: "Hey George, long time, no see! Why are you walking funny?"
George: "That girl I met in the club turned out to be a dom. She's been doing the Prostate Ballet in me."
Fred: "Dude, you need to get a way from her before she turns you into her footslave"
George: "It's too late."
George: "That girl I met in the club turned out to be a dom. She's been doing the Prostate Ballet in me."
Fred: "Dude, you need to get a way from her before she turns you into her footslave"
George: "It's too late."
by Jon_The_Psychologist February 6, 2014
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by Dick Tater February 2, 2006
Get the Prostate mug.Slipping one off the wrist, choking that preverbial chicken etc. etc. Now scientifically proven to be good for the health !
"...It's not what you think mum, you just caught me trying to prevent Prostate cancer in later life!!"
"Just nipping up stairs dear for a spot of prostate protection"
"Just nipping up stairs dear for a spot of prostate protection"
by Big Ash July 25, 2003
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Achieved after having a prostate biopsy because you produce bloody semen for six weeks afterward.
Achieved after having a prostate biopsy because you produce bloody semen for six weeks afterward.
I was blowing another load of bloody cum in my wife last night and I yelled DRACULA!
Then pulled out and chowed her box until my face looked like a strawberry glazed donut, thus earning my Prostate Wings.
Then pulled out and chowed her box until my face looked like a strawberry glazed donut, thus earning my Prostate Wings.
by Bookbagman February 10, 2022
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the act of a prostate exam going extremely wrong and having the doctors finger permanently stuck in the patients anus
the act of a prostate exam going extremely wrong and having the doctors finger permanently stuck in the patients anus
Chipotle: Why is there a doctor walking behind you with his finger in your butt?
Kenny: prostate disaster
Chipotle: Oh, I dig
Kenny: prostate disaster
Chipotle: Oh, I dig
by Patioprimapes May 11, 2010
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