Procrastibaking

Procrastination by baking homemade goods instead of working on a task that’s due for work or school.

Son: Mom, what are you doing? I thought you were supposed to be working on your report?
Mom: I thought I’d make you & your friends some homemade banana nut muffins!
Son: Ah. Procrastibaking again.

by Olderwiser64 January 12, 2022

Procrastibaking

The act of baking something completely unnecessary, with the intention of avoiding more urgent tasks or responsibilities. Often results in a surplus of baked goods and a still unfinished to-do list.

I had a huge report due, but I spent the entire afternoon procrastibaking cookies instead."

by Thechristain_girl May 30, 2024

Procrastifarming

Procastifarming is the art of delaying your real world tasks by immersing yourself in the world of farmville.

Martin: "Oh hey Dave, have you finished the excel sheets I sent you"

Dave: "Uuuhh... I got some calls from the client so..." thinks.. FUCK I shouldn't have been Procrastifarming

by DirtyMcCurdy April 24, 2010

Procrastifaking

When a muth-fucka take all damn day to do a simple ass task.
And still doesn't finish it, after several attempts.

Dave: Alon did you do your homework?
Alon: Umm... Damn dogg I sholl forgot
Dave:Yo ass be procrastifaking.
Alon: Nigga fuck you.

by De$ha mutha-fuckin G March 5, 2011

procrastinbaking

Baking as a form of procrastination.

i was procrastinbaking all evening... now i have 48 chocolate muffins, and a 48 on my history exam.

by greek.fire November 4, 2012

Procrastibating

Pretty much killing two birds with one stone...

I enjoy procrastibating because that way, I can fuck my hot teacher in TWO different ways!

by Some girl in a college class February 6, 2013

procrastibating

When you should be working, but you masturbate instead.

Sick of procrastinating? Try procrastibating!

by CJ Moose January 14, 2016