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procrasterbate

1) Being to lazy to masterbate you occupy yourself with other tasks.
2) Masterbating constantly to the point of neglecting all other tasks
1) Dude, I'm so tired I've been procrasterbating all day.
2) The world had ended due to excessive procrasterbation.
3) Jimmy, if you don't stop procrasterbating you'll end up just like your father!
4) If only I could stop procrasterbating, I'd get a lot more done
5) To procrasterbate, or not to procrasterbate, that is the question
by Paul Elekes May 6, 2008
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procrasterbate

to masterbate instead of doing an unwanted duty.
he never does his homework. he would rather procrasterbate.
by ruberbandman November 6, 2011
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procrasterbating

Putting off important tasks so you can jerk off a little.
Jimmy: Hey dude! Did you finish that lab report?
Harry: CRAP! No i didn't! I spend way too much procrasterbating
Jimmy: Uhh, TMI dude. TMI...
by Procrasterbator321 February 21, 2011
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procrasterbating

Using masturbation as a way to put things off.
"I was too busy to wash the car because I was procrasterbating."
by carpediemdps March 30, 2010
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Procrasterbate

To put off doing work and in stead jerking-off to look at porn on the computer.
A buddy of mine works from home and gets sidetracked easy, so he decides to look at porn and masturbate and not get any work done. I can call him up and i know when he is Procrasterbateing.
by Bigb20 August 10, 2010
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Procrasterbate

1.When you are masturbating, and you decide to stop for awhile, and go do something else.

2.Masturbating as an exscuse for not doing something else.
1.
-"Hey dude! I did the wierdest thing yesterday."
-"What?"
-"I procrasterbated. I was in the mood but decided to watch tv instead."

2.
-"Denworth!"
-"ahhh, boss!"
-"Denworth, if i see you procrasterbating instead of doing your work again, your fired!"
by Taylor Deyoung January 5, 2009
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procrasterbation

waiting too long too masturbate. Also see "blue balls"
by Dave March 22, 2005
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