PROPOSION

A proposition/deal & proposal/idea in one. An offer with a catch.

I have a PROPOSION for you, I'll give you $20 for the gourmet sandwhich, if you can provide free fries,unlimited napkins and a drink with it?

by HomeComic April 19, 2018

Chocolate Probation

When you want to do anal but you haven’t shit yet.

Jefferey: Hey, man, can I buttfuck you?
Brad: Nah, bro, I’m so constipated.
Jefferey: Aw, damn, I’m on chocolate probation again!

by TheHumbuccleMan November 22, 2019

Funeral Procession

When a driver drives so slow that they create a long backlog of cars behind them on a single-lane road. Little old ladies and soccer moms are notorious for these.

My mom made a funeral procession on Rt. 35 today; our car was the hearse and I was the dead man because all my buddies were driving behind me.

by Sid Barrett October 25, 2007

fuck up a one car funeral procession

this is for the complete lamo that most likely doesn't have 2 brain cells to bounce together. If you think about a funeral procession, and how it takes a little bit of effort to keep it organized...now pare it down to one car, yes, just one car - the idiot him/herself.

That moron could fuck up a one car funeral procession.

by grataballi October 23, 2005

Precision Bass

The world's frist electric bass guitar. Manufactured by Fender, starting in 1951 (not '58, as the previous definition said). Often imitated by cheap Asian brands that wouldn't know a thing about making a guitar. Slang term is P-Bass. Has a brother, the Jazz Bass, introduced in 1962(?)

Dee Dee Ramone often played a white early '60s model Fender P-Bass.

by Mopar_Rules_Imports_Suck June 21, 2005

probation slut

A temporary girlfriend designated solely for the duration of a state mandated probation. One is specifically acquired for duties such as: sperm depository, taxi services, meal preparatory, & financial assistance. Probation slut is immediately dismissed upon completion of probation.

Ernie: "So what?... are you gonna hibernate now that you plead guilty to your DUI?!"

Gill: "It's all good, go me a probation slut."

by Ernie Gucci & Chuck Peterson April 27, 2010

precision jump

A very fundamental movement in Parkour, in which a traceur jumps, and lands precisely. It is a whole lot harder than it seems, such as when you are landing on a rail, or thin landing space.

The traceur skillfully landed on the rail, thus completing the precision jump

by ThePKDude September 18, 2013