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Pocahontas

The name Trump gave to Elizabeth Warren because she claimed to be Native American when she is really only 1/32 Cherokee.
We have a member of Congress they say was here a long time ago. They call her, Pocahontas
by DurdenTyler November 28, 2017
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no-pocalypse

This occurs when Judgment Day, as predicted by a fool and his followers, passes without incident.
I wish I could go to your no-pocalypse party but since the Rapture didn't happen, I need to do my homework. Bummer!
by kathcom October 4, 2011
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Precarity

A term noted by author Mark Fisher in his essay 'Time Wars.'

Precarity describes the situation where the formerly stable fixtures of life - work, home life, and the time available to dedicate to such things equally - become more fractured and unstable, leading to an existentially precarious and exhausting way of life.
Bill would love to own his own home, but the precarity involved in balancing his new job, old debt load, healthcare, and relationships means he has neither the time or money to dedicate to home ownership.
by Parker51 August 17, 2012
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Fem-pocalypse

Fem-pocaplyspe:

- is the END of the naturally functioning modern global society due to hyper-masculinization of woman and hyper-feminization of men, and the END of traditional gender roles, which is also characterized by the preferential treatment of women combined with shameless bashing of men and bashing of all things male by both men and women
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Ex.

Jim: Did you hear about the dude in Australia that had his junk bitten by his crazy woman while HE was sleeping?
Bob: Yes.

Jim: Did you hear how HE was given 3 months in jail and a $2000.00 fine, and SHE was not charged with biting his penis and making it bleed?
Bob: Yes.

Jim: Why do you think that is?
Bob: Oh, that is easy. It is a just sign of the Fem-pocalypse.
by GlennyJ December 17, 2013
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Poocasso

Someone who gets fecal matter on their finger and smears it on something.
I gotta go wash the walls again, Helen.

My little Johnny is quite the Poocasso.
by LuckyPunk777666 July 8, 2010
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pocal

A term often used at Marist College meaning a Poughkeepsie local.
Filthy pocal: Yea I’m commuting next year because of how close I live.

Everyone else: Shut up ya filthy pocal
by Tree Lover February 7, 2019
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procastination

Activity that consists in putting off important activities regadless of its importance due to lazyness or incompetence. The individual that procastinates usually just doesn't feel like getting the activity done and postpones it for a later date, always being able to find a perfect justification for doing so.
dude 1: hey dude, I really have to get this paper done today but what the heck!! I have enough time to do it tomorrow, it's a cakewalk... let's go look for some party!

dude 2: Dude, you are the master of procastination!!
by Mariotol November 26, 2007
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