fart pitching

After you rip ass, you proceed to grab the fart directly from the anal opening and throw it at a companion as if it was a baseball.

After I farted, I engaged in fart pitching and completely embarrassed Andrew.

by ur gramma November 29, 2009

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pitchin' in the mirror

Pitchin' in the mirror is when you are so depressed and lonely that the best part of your life is the wonderously pleasurable feeling that you sometimes get when pitchin’ a loaf, so much so that you put a mirror in front of the toilet so that you can witness the look of pleasure on your face and savor these glorious moments of fecal delivery while pretending that your reflection is another person, a compassionate friend.

Bro, ever since I found out how hard it is to become a rock star and my girlfriend got abducted by The Grays, I've been pitchin' in the mirror.

by Jaunty Diggles September 7, 2019

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Pinching Horseshoes

A person seemingly blessed with an unbounded amount of good luck.

A blended term making use of two popular idioms:

pinch a loaf meaning to take a shit, and the popular belief that Horseshoes are symbolic of good luck.

"The moment he set foot on the field, Alabama's returning star Quarterback was pinching horseshoes the rest of the season."

I don't know how she won! The girl must be pinching horseshoes or something."

by Annastacia June 27, 2009

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Prebitching

The act of bitching at someone for something they have not said or done yet, but are known to do in specific situations

Ashley: "We're going to miss the fucking movie, you're always so late"
Me: "The movie isn't until tomorrow...."
Ashley: "Yeah well, I know you're going to be late"
Me: "quit the prebitching"

by fuckinashley November 24, 2017

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