Dirty Preston

Becoming friends with your ex as a rouse to gain their trust. Than when they go on vacation with the person they left you for, you offer to dog sit. The week they are gone you eat nothing but hot and ready pizza, taco bell, and keystone lite. On the last day you dump in their washing machine and dryer lintel trap.

Chad got back at Tom good. He dirty Prestoned him when Tom went to Mexico with Dennis

by Dudelicker February 13, 2019

Preston

The sweetest, most caring guy you'll ever meet. He has the biggest heart and will love you no matter what, when he finds a girl he sticks to her no matter what and will give her all his heart. No matter what he'll always be nice to you and try to make you happy when you're sad.

He gives the best hugs and is always extremely sweet. He's so perfect words can't describe and also extremely attractive. he has brown hair but in the summer its light, and he has the cutest dimple ever.

girl1 is that preston?!
girl2 yea! isn't he soo hot ?!

girl1 yea !!! too bad hes taken :( I wish he was mine

by Ilovepreston November 21, 2013

Preston

Kind thoughtful and do not get in his bad side or he will beat you up

Preston is nice when you are friends with you

by The class July 6, 2020

preston goodplay

Preston good play is the best character from campcamp and should be your favorite

“Have you heard of Preston goodplay?”
“Yes! He’s my favorite campcamp character!”

“Good.”

by Gayzerr June 11, 2021

Preston

The best guy you will ever meet. He has dark brown hair and gorgeous eyes. You can barley stand a day without talking to him. Whenever your sad, he knows how to cheer you up. He gives you the best advice anyone could give you. He never lets you give up or break down. Being with him is the best chance you will ever get in life. Knowing he is there makes your heart beat a little faster and the butterflies stay a little longer. His smile makes your knees go weak. He has a smoking hot body. He has abs of steal. He's the one you want to be rocking on your front pourch with when your old. Holding your hand, and just knowing he is the one..<3

Girl: Oh damn, that boy is FINE

Alexandra: I know! Thats Preston alright.

Girl: You know him?

Alexandra: Yes..He's mine..<3

Girl: Your luck. I wish I had a Preston..

by Alexandra_Rose. August 1, 2011

Preshopping

Accompanying a gift purchaser to a store prior to the actual purchase of gifts as a way to ensure desired gifts are purchased and avoid mishaps on the actual day of celebration. The "recipient" selects, tries on, and gives priority rating to a selection of merchandise. The "gift buyer" writes down all details of selected merchandise; size, color, priority, etc. and goes back unaccompanied at a later date to purchase gifts.

Susan's friends think her husband has esp, but the truth is she took him preshopping prior to Christmas. As a result, Christmas night was romantic and not a debacle.

by Susan macaluso January 6, 2007

Preston Grenade

Presron Grenade is like Preston Garvey but way better, he has a metric shit ton of Fucking grenades. Dont talk shit or he will nuke you to another dimention.

Preston Grenade is a badass.

by Preston Fucking Grenade December 5, 2018