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pender

1. noun - a person who is be completely and utterly lost on a topic that is common knowledge and lacks common sense

2. noun - a person who just keeps talking with the hopes that something they say will eventually make sense. Commonly uses the phrases "as we all know", "obviously", "thus", and "thoughts?????"

3. adjective - describing something that is lacking common sense
You are such a pender, I can't believe you drove your car with no oil in it.

What a pender solution to use facial tissue to fix the hole in the pipe.

After 10 hours of downtime in a factory...
At the meeting that pender said we wouldn't have any downtime.
by gninraw June 25, 2010
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Pendergrass

A name for a fungus on your vagina.
HOLY SHIT! I have this huge Pendergrass down there! it itches.... Maybe I should get some ointment for this...
by Kelseyleeg February 25, 2009
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poender

Used to describe the person at a social event that was only invited because he's rich. No one usually likes him/her.
We need more booze. Get the poender here NOW!
by Kalismo Cataclismo November 19, 2006
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Plenderleith

The disgusting protruding fold of unsightly flesh on a butthole distinctive from the generic undulating folds
Dude, while raw dogging that THOT at her birthday I could totally see her Plenderleith...
by Wandering_willie_99 February 28, 2019
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plender

v. doing something in a trick ass hoe manner. usually the act of talking ghetto when you are white. commonly giving dirty look, mean and hurtful comebacks, and put-downs in order to feel better about oneself. a female.
" ugh, what a plender move!"
by Jasminep. March 8, 2007
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pender

'I'm not hanging out with her, she's a right pender!'
by bella4111 May 17, 2009
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prendre un cafe

A french phrase meaning to "get a coffe" (at a cafe). This is sometimes used in english as an innuendo to imply that you are looking for a date with the said person. It is a reference to the mythical romantic cafes of Paris by the Seine, where lovers go on dates.
Person1: Hey, would you like to "prendre un cafe" with me?
by vgroff August 1, 2011
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