predicament

When you are fucked/screwed/in trouble.

I am in quite the predicament, I just got my mother pregnant.

by cuntfuck December 18, 2005

In a prickly pile of pig pudding predicament

Bizarre way of saying one is in a deep pile of shit.

So yesterday I got a speeding ticket and I wasn't wearing the seatbelt, and then afterwards that same day I found out that I was not really that special after all, and then add to that the fact I am flunking this course I shouldn't be flunking, plus I'm in credit card debt, oh yeah and my teeth are fugly, plus I think I might have an unnamed disease... to sum it up, I'm in a prickly pile of pig pudding predicament. Where's the nearest Taco Bell by the way? I could use a beef taco right about now.

by Adel7 January 1, 2008

french pedicure

When a man squirts cum across the tips of a woman's toes. More than likely when the man or woman has a foot fetish, the aftermath of a footjob.

She was giving me a footjob and right when I was ready i have her a french pedicure!!

by Luvinfmfeet83OH November 5, 2015

alaskan pedicure

The act of jizzing on a straight female or a gay males toes and letting it dry like nail polish.

o girl i was so turned on last night when fred gave me an alaskan pedicure

by Chris aka the hammah April 24, 2011

Pedicare

Latin verb for "insert one's penis into another person's anus". anal sex

It is derived from the Greek word παιδικω, which is derived from the Greek word παις, παιδος (meaning child, because all of ancient Greece were inhabited by paedophiles)

Lee: "I like to pedicare cinaede..."
Reinhard: "You should get some pedicare!! It's good for you!"

by Bakermaaaaaan July 1, 2011

Pennsylvania Pedicure

A Pennsylvania Pedicure is when you are banging a girl doggystyle and just before you blow your load you break her ankle then jizz all over her toenails.

Frank : Hey man , i think my wife is mad at me.

Jeff : Why do you think that ?

Frank : Well every time she limps by me on her crutches I get a dirty look... Maybe its because of the Pennsylvania Pedicure I gave her .

Jeff : Yeah maybe , my wife gets that way too after a Pennsylvania Pedicure, grow up already right ?

by Buck Adams 32 January 20, 2018

Predictese

Garbled or nonensical text created by a device's predictive text generator when it automatically selects the wrong words.

Here is an example of Predictese: a person types "I have seventeen boxes of floss"; predictive text writes "I held seventeen boots of flattery".

by RoPW August 30, 2012