Recognition

A two-dicked watermelon.

Wtf? its a recognition!
Yeah man, do something!
I got a gun
(bang)
Ew i got recognition guts all over me

by derpdederpderp February 15, 2009

Stall scare recognition

Stall recognition:When you are taking a crap in a public restroom, Then suddenly become very uncomfortable because you can recognize the person next to you by the shoes there wearing and the poop noises they are making! Scare:you wanna say hi but your still not sure its them

Guy 1: Hey where you in the bathroom on the sears first floor yesterday?
Guy 2: Yeah I woulda said hi but I got Stall scare recognition.

by I_heart_poopin April 16, 2010

Recognition Totem

Wearable articles of clothing, insignia, trinkets or other indicia meant to signify membership in a particular subgroup or subculture.

"On the subway I exchanged a knowing glance with a fellow NRA member. We both wore a lapel pin bearing the classic eagle clutching a rifle. A subtle recognition totem that otherwise doesn't attract much attention."

by DessertEagle June 10, 2015

Premonition Ejaculation

A wet dream/vision that foreshadows events in the future

I had a wet dream (premonition ejaculation) about Princeton winning today

by leshismore March 16, 2023

Pancognition

The concept that cognition—the processing of information, formation of representations, and adaptation based on feedback—is a universal property of all physical systems. It extends beyond even biological intelligence to include the "cognitive" behaviors of non-living systems: a river "finds" the path of least resistance, a crystal "selects" its lattice structure, a star "balances" fusion and gravity. Pancognition argues that cognition is not a special faculty of brains but a fundamental characteristic of matter in motion, redefining cognition as the capacity to register and respond to information.

Example: When a sunflower turns to track the sun, that's biological cognition. When a weather system forms a hurricane, that's meteorological dynamics. Pancognition sees both as instances of the same phenomenon: a system processing information about its environment and reorganizing itself accordingly. The hurricane doesn't "think" like you do, but it "cognizes" atmospheric pressure gradients. Cognition, in this view, is what matter does when it is causally connected.

by Dumu The Void February 11, 2026

drug recognition expert

A drug recognition expert is basically a big name for a cop, narc, nosey parent, narcotics dog

Here comes the police; they're total drug recognition experts.

by DMack2018 May 31, 2018

Facial Recognition

1) A technology rendered obsolete by Covid.
2) A quaint human interaction, from the time when people could see another person's face, know whom they were looking at, and respond with feeling.

He saw a sort of female person standing in front of him. She had her ear pods in and was speaking to someone who was not there. She was wearing a mask, as required by law and by custom, large sunglasses and a hat. He saw a small patch of skin - her cheeks - and longing for that old feeling once termed facial recognition, he believed it might or might not be Sarah.

by Monkey's Dad December 30, 2020