A pseudonym for Diaper Donald Trump. The name comes from the shenanigans at the National Equirer, executing 'catch and kill' of true stories involving the worst disgraced ex-President of the US, such as his his affair with Stormy Daniels.
I saw David's Pecker on Fox last night once again lying to his hapless followers about his affair with Stormy Daniels. He never stops grifting.
by LaughingAloud April 5, 2023
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Garrett: I had to brush my teeth!
Matt: You are such a peckerpeeker.
Garrett: I had to brush my teeth!
Matt: You are such a peckerpeeker.
by Xmas Tree February 4, 2010
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A US Navy Hospital Corpsman who is assigned to the STD clinic, to conduct a short arm inspection or otherwise inspect scores of human genitalia for signs of sexually transmited disease.
Corpsman: Dude, they just made me the new pecker checker at Balboa.
Shipmate: It's easy, just tell 'em to drop their skivvies, pretend to look interested, and tell 'em not to wave that thing so close to your cigar.
Shipmate: It's easy, just tell 'em to drop their skivvies, pretend to look interested, and tell 'em not to wave that thing so close to your cigar.
by Mister Priapus June 7, 2005
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Get the pecker wrecker mug.A derogatory term used by a parent to their child to indicate they are annoying or used when the child has performed a moronic act.
Dad: "You are truly a peckernut, Chris! What are you going to do next?"
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Dad: "Go and play in the other room you peckernut. I am watching the game!"
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Dad: "Go and play in the other room you peckernut. I am watching the game!"
by Mahalollama September 13, 2009
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"Hey man, I bought some bepis, do you--"
"STFU, you're just a hunt and peck typer."
---Has an aneurysm and dies---
"STFU, you're just a hunt and peck typer."
---Has an aneurysm and dies---
by ExistentialBipes July 25, 2018
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