Brazilian Postcard

A dick pic, with clean shaven pubic hair.

This dude sent me a Brazilian postcard.

by Cold Lotion Racing September 28, 2019

Lousiana Postcard

When your boy in another state bangs a got chick and mails you one of his pubes so you can smell her mung.

I finally nailed Karen, so I mailed Jerry a Lousiana Postcard as evidence.

by Cramuel L. Jackson April 16, 2020

Epic Postcard

Any social media post (typically a photo) defined by unique vantage points, colorful backgrounds, and legendary adventures. Usually presented in the form of an eye-catching Instagram photo.

Girl, that was such an Epic Postcard of you in Bali -- where did you take that photo?!

by anonymous October 6, 2020

poisoned postcard

Mail sent to an address by the government to ask for confirmation that the resident still lives there; if the resident does not respond, e.g., because s/he mistakes it for junk mail, the state uses non-response as its excuse to purge the voter from its rolls
The (in)accuracy of non-response to assess residency can be corroborated by comparing purged name-address pairs with recent USPS and Amazon shipments.

I never returned that poisoned postcard, which explains why I had to fill out a provisional ballot. I wonder if it was counted.

by WhatwasIsaying February 15, 2025