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power dump

A sort of "atomic" shit delivered en force from an elevated position. Often performed by standing with feet on the crapper, and bracing hands on the wall.
"Holy shit, what happened in here?"
"I took a power dump"
by general tsao September 25, 2003
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power dougan

A high velocity evacuation of one's bowels over a condensed time window.
The busy QA Lead had to power dougan between meetings to ensure he didn't miss any important information while on the shitter.
by Qfucius March 5, 2018
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Power Dreidel

Official Rules of "POWER DREIDEL!"
SETUP:
-Form a circle with 3 or more people, taking turns, clockwise.
-The game requires 2 dreidels. 1 main dreidel & 1 bonus dreidel.
-Set aside a large cup as the community chalice & fill with 1 drink of beer at the beginning of the game.
-Set one shot of liquor beside community chalice.

HOW TO PLAY:
-Spin main dreidel. If it lands on...
Gimmel: Take 1 drink.
Hay: Pour 1 drink of your beverage into community chalice.
Nun: Give 1 drink to person of choice.
Shin: Drink all contents of community chalice
...OR risk it & spin the BONUS DREIDEL!

-The bonus dreidel allows a person who spun Shin a chance to avoid drinking the community chalice.

-Spin the bonus dreidel. If it lands on...
Nun: Choose someone else to drink community chalice.
Shin: Drink all contents of community chalice AND the shot of liquor.
Gimmel/Hay: Drink the community chalice.

-Any time the community chalice and/or shot is emptied, refill with a respective drink of beer and shot.

ADVANCED RULES (optional)
-When someone spins the bonus dreidel, form a circle, do a Hasidic style dance, and loudly chant "BO-NUS DREI-DEL, BO-NUS DREI-DEL, BO-NUS DREI-DEL!"
-All participants vary drink types to make community chalice less desirable.
-Specify a designated bonus dreidel guardian who is the official caretaker of the bonus dreidel.
"Dude, that Power Dreidel game got me so drunk last night that I put on a Santa Claus costume and made love to a Christmas tree!"
by Power Dreidel King December 16, 2012
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power dump

An explosive duke that often results from the consumption of Mexican cuisine.
Jerry had to sprint to the outhouse to take a power dump after eating a number 4 at Taco John's.
by Lenard Powerdong August 7, 2006
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Power Docking

Similar to docking (an activity undertaken by gay men involving placing the ends of their penises together and folding the foreskin over the top) but undertaken by certain members of the armed forces, normally when they are bored. Power docking is when two men who have "docked" tape their penises together and then have a fight! Just for the banter.
Holy crap, those sick sons of bitches got so bored they resorted to power docking!
by Concerned Civilian January 15, 2008
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poseur-douchebag

A social parasite that needs to be hunted down and be terminated with extreme prejudice, activities include but not limited to:

Drinks for the sake of drinking and tries to be "rebellious" by flipping off the camera in every photo opportunity and always has an alcoholic beverage in every picture....yet craves the acceptance of society, pretends to be broken but is just is a pussy, is a conformist at heart, could not live without validation of their worth from other people, is shallow, and is emotionally void, and could or could not have been addicted to meth.
poseur-douchebag is/was the popular guy in high school/college.
by d_bomb August 20, 2008
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power dump

To forcefully release a large turd, often splashing the toilet water on your anus or testicles.
I took a power dump and splashed my balls.
by Enigmanic May 9, 2009
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