,,This dad figure lives with his mom and he protec a mom orphan 12 old kid
and is way better than what shit dad molly haves"
and is way better than what shit dad molly haves"
Ok so I don't fucking know what to write here so thanks to my discord friend for help👍
so please epithet erased fans agree that giovanni potage is a dad figure
so please epithet erased fans agree that giovanni potage is a dad figure
by T4RTZZZ January 23, 2022
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Just don't ever ask them "how are you" they will tell you everything that has happened to them since they were 3 years old.
Just don't ever ask them "how are you" they will tell you everything that has happened to them since they were 3 years old.
Andrew: I live with some portugeezers
Tom: what are they like?
Andrew: They are fine so long as you always feed them cod and never EVER make fun of their country or their football team.
Girls are fit too.
Tom: what are they like?
Andrew: They are fine so long as you always feed them cod and never EVER make fun of their country or their football team.
Girls are fit too.
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Get the Portagee Wine Stomper mug.Portayez is a loveable person that can help you or hurt you. He can help you achieve your goals or destroy them. He is mostly random never knowing what he will do next. On the outside he is weird and random but in the inside he has problems that he rarely opens up about. He gives you advice but it is mostly bad advice.
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"So, Tom and I were pioneering the Postage Stamp the other day and I wasn't able to defecate for almost four business days."
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