Porn

Truely Mans best frind

Sorry i cant come to cristmas dinner me and jenna jameson got a date!
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by The Pollok March 13, 2005

porn

Something that can bei either so beautiful that it makes DaVinci cry, or so hideous and nasty that it makes David Cronenberg take notes.

Also, the favorite reading material of Evangelical Christians.

Evangelical Christians outwardly hate porn, but that's only because they maxed out their credit cards on it.

by Senor Squiid September 5, 2006

porn

Any form of media you completely lose interest in after masturbation.

That porn may seem nice now, but just wait fifteen minutes

by kwyjibo730 July 20, 2008

porn

is cheaper that dating

dating cost money 30 second porn clips are free on the internets

by nightdrive January 9, 2008

PORN

The reason you need a new computer because of all the spyware/viruses you got from it.

i looked at so much porn my computer got infected and i need a new one.

by b0rat December 18, 2006

porn

Something that teenage boys stay up late watching and jerking off.

Why did Derek fall asleep in class??

He was watching porn last night.

by Molly M. October 19, 2007

porn

Short for pornography, porno is the portrayal of any and all sort of sexual acts and quirky fetishes on any form of visual media. Used for the sexual arousal of either member of the human sex, porno is one of/most definitely (for all I know) the most popular form of mediation and source of sexual deviance.

(opinion)- Though I personally think pornography is in no way whatsoever a form of art or justifiable in any way, there is no denying that it plays an important role in curbing society's surprisingly erratic sexual tendancies.

by Supermanchild January 3, 2004