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POOTIS

When a heavy says (put dispenser here) he doesn't say it correct but he says POOTIS'PENSER
Scout: Put dispenser here .
Engineer:Roger
Heavy:POOTIS'SPENSER here
Team:ughh
by Mr.POOTIS May 1, 2016
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PooPussy

When a gurl has poop particles in her vagina, often only discovered after you pull out your dick and see the poop on it. usually results in an immediate limp dick.

This often is caused by women who wipe backwards, from back to front, dragging the poop from their ass into their vagina, hence PooPussy.
Dabbs: How was that fuck last night?

Big Daddy: Fuck man it was good at first till i pulled my dick out to switch positions and saw that my dick was covered in brown spots.

Dabbs: EWWWWW dog, home gurl got that poopussy
by bosshoss23 November 27, 2011
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Pendejo of the US (POTUS)

"POTUS" ("President of the U.S.") is widely used.
Since January 2017, when Donald Trump was inaugurated, the term has been re-interpreted by opponents of the "Duce-naranja" (Trump).
Proponents of this new term have argued that it is especially appropriate and somewhat sly because of its use of a Mexican profanity ("pendejo," which is usually translated as "complete fucking asshole"), which the POTUS would struggle to pronounce or recognize, given his hostility to Mexico and to any other nations or cultures other than his own.
According to a New York Times report (June 23, 2017), this new use of "POTUS" has gained popularity among opponents of Trump and others.
"que la chinga, el Pendejo of the US (POTUS) is a real pinche pendejo." and: "We had no choice but to create a new term, 'POTUS,' to refer to this payaso. All previous presidents were pendejos, to various degrees, but this is the biggest POTUS ever."
by PayasoProfesorJordi July 24, 2017
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Pootual

A mutual poo. Two people poo on the toilet simultaneously. The "sitter" sits as they normally would while the other straddles that person so they are face to face. The "straddler" then poos through the legs of the "sitter". The goal is for the two poos to hit the water at the same time and join together. POOTUAL!
"My girlfriend and I had our first pootual last night. It was so lovely and intimate with very little splash".
by McMuzz May 25, 2010
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Pootube

When your sitting on the toilet taking a poo while watching YouTube
my favortive afterschool activity is to pootube!
by Anonymous 3054 June 29, 2017
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Poonus Maximus

The status or name given to a person who poons the most bitches out of everyone
David just had sex with 7 bitches, he is now known as Poonus Maximus
by Nanizzle July 1, 2008
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pootista

A jerk or meanie-poo-head (MPH) in a friendly manner like between two good friends or boyfriend-girlfriend.
David: "Did you just eat my last double stuffed E. L. Fudge cookie?"

Dachene: /lying "Umm... no..."

David: "You pootista."
by ninjaFeet May 27, 2011
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