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potension

potential tension, usually sexual, that will probably occur at any given occasion.
"Yo.. umm I don't think I can meet your friend Bobby. I mean... the way he was texting me. There's fucking potension there. I'm proooobably gonna wanna fuck him.

...Just saying."
by potensionally challenged January 14, 2009
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Customs and Border Protection

(US GOVERNMENT) Agency of the Department of Homeland Security tasked with the enforcement of US border protection and with the investigation of violations.

Created in 2003 from the former US Customs Service (Homeland Security Act); accounts for approximately one-fifth of the DHS's total budget. Budget is greater than the entire defense budget of Colombia, Taiwan, or Iran. It employs 52,000 people, including 17,000 border patrol agents, 1000 air and marine agents, and 22,000 port inspectors.
The Villarreal investigation is among scores of corruption cases in recent years...

...Department of Homeland Security officials have reconstituted an internal affairs unit at Customs and Border Protection, one of the largest federal law enforcement agencies, overseeing both border agents and customs officers.

When the Homeland Security Department was created in 2003, the internal affairs unit was dissolved and its functions spread among other agencies...

(NY Times, "Border Agents, Lured by the Other Side"--27 May 2008)
by Primus Intra Pares June 19, 2010
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protection

man, i've got to remember to wear some protection...
by ald;fjk March 2, 2004
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Jehovas witness protection program

The non-existent government program we wish we were in when you know who comes knocking.
{Ding-Dong}
(Troy) Ah man... (Carl) What? What is it?

(Troy) Just those pesky Jay Dubz.
(Carl) Man, you should get in the Jehovas witness protection program.
by Cat Narsh May 17, 2011
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Protection

1) A knife, a firearm, or some other type of concealable weapon that is commonly used by individuals living in a relatively violent or dangerous area.

2) P.R.O.T.E.C.T.I.O.N. Personal Renegade Of The Expressive Condition To Influence Obvious Negativity.
'Round here, suckas need protection. Betta check yo'self, homie.
by T Hizzle April 5, 2005
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Pootential

A word describing the likelihood that a specific location has a desirable place to poop in or around.
"There's a nice little woodland over there; lots of pootential."

"I always try to pick a spot on the beach with the best pootential."
by SuSpencer March 22, 2017
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Pootation

A powerful fart that stinks really bad, with possible followthrough
I just farted, may have caused a pootation
by NorwegianCthulhu May 10, 2020
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