Pootellah

Poo-Tell-Ah - A reference to the sweet Fruittella miss pronounced due to a strong Indian accent.

From the film Anuvahood

Customer: Have you got any Fruittella?

(Angrily expressing that he is sold out of Fruitella)
Shop Owner: Why you want bloody Pootellah.

by Jazzler October 27, 2011

Pootnage

Often Referred Of One Farting.

Another word For Fart, or poot.

Jimmy: Why Joo Speaking Pootnage?
Joe: Cuz i ate Beans last night.

by CherryPoots November 15, 2010

Poohead

A term for someone who's head is full of sheep shit, but you love them much too call them a shit-face or a prick.
Alternative: Rhodri, bumfluff boy or van man.

I'm Rhodri and I'm a poohead.

by A non pooheaded person December 8, 2014

ponteah

A sexy persian girl that usually gets all the guys at parties.

Hey what's going on?
That ponteah over there is getting all the guys!!!

by HBIanJ January 31, 2010

Pooter Scooter

A scooter used to ride the pooter also known as the reproductive female organ. A.k.a the puss

I rode the pooter scooter so hard this morning up and down the block before work.

by Pooterscooter0420 November 14, 2011

pootang pat

V. Lighting a males pubes on fire and putting the fire out by slamming your vagina on it.

Rob: did you hear what happened to Jake's pubes?!
Shania: Mariah did the Pootang pat.

by Kayak25 January 13, 2014

Pooterus

(n) Anus or rectum when said orifice is used for sex.
Comes from a play on the word "uterus"

The professor of maths aimed to tutor us
But after the class? What he'd do to us.
With a girl he would snack
On her small, fur-lined crack
With a boy he would bugger his pooterus.

by Lee Marick. August 5, 2009