Pomosexual

Like the current use of "queer," but for assholes.

Adam: "I used to think I was bi, but I realized that sexuality is so much more complicated than that. What does that make me?"

Dave: "Queer?"

Adam: "But I'm also a sesquipedalian circumloquacious obscurantist douchebag, and I want to keep my liberation confined to the academically privileged."

Dave: "Oh! You're totally pomosexual."

by Colorless green idea January 19, 2010

Popsexual

A person who defines themself as 'heterosexual', 'bisexual', or even 'homosexual' depending on what's popular in the current media.

After Spears and Madonna kissed on MTV, everyone was claiming to be bisexual. You know they're only popsexual.

by Kime, Teh Oralginal Wh0r3 May 19, 2006

pimpsexual

AManInJapan: dude
AManInJapan: we should put pimpsexual on URBANDICKSHANARYDOTCOM
Nabz315: hahahaha
Nabz315: noice
Nabz315: ok whats the defintion?
AManInJapan: how do you define something so pimpsexual as pimpsexual?

AManInJapan: pimpsexual is the most pimpsexual word you've ever come up with
AManInJapan: i dont know how else to describe it

by Nabeel November 29, 2004

portsexual

Somewhere inbetween bisexual and heterosexual; where a woman would turn gay for Natalie Portman only.

"Oh my god, V for Vendetta - Natalie Portman is the only woman in the world who can pull off being bald"
"Yeah I know, I'm totally portsexual now"

by fox gill February 3, 2008

pomosexuality

When an individual has no affinity for any sex, only love for pomegranates.

*picks up pomegranate*
*squish*
*Squish*
*SQUISH*
*SQUISH*
*SQUISH*
"unnnnnnnnnnnggg"

*Girl walks in*

"NOT AGAIN! How the fuck did you get in my house?...Damn pomosexuality"

by slicedkiwis September 28, 2013

Pootsexual

The opposite of demisexual. Where one experiences less sexual attraction the more they know someone.

Yeah I knew this girl I really liked, but once we started talking I couldn’t even imagine fucking her. I think I might be pootsexual

by dmolan July 18, 2021

Pumpsexual

Being attracted to pumpkins. It has been rumored that Tommy McMurtry is a Pumpsexual, but we don’t really know.

1: we’re not saying that Tommy McMurtry is a Pumpsexual, but we don’t really know
2: you man just found out Jack is Pumpsexual, now I know who not to invite to my Halloween party.

by Îhēbæ June 19, 2019