poop dick

Cu ca smothered on a pee pee. Corn or other undigested objects may be present.

When you put a throbbing love muscle in an anal cavity and then pull it out. You look down and there should be crap on it. Also, it may be smelly, so watch out!

by Aaron December 16, 2003

poop dick

A Farm-boy who is believed to have sex with the farm animals he cares for.

Cleetus, you fuckin' poop dick.

by johnnylaw40 April 19, 2006

poop dick

a poop dick is usually used regarding someone who has recentally angered you in some way or some one you just dont like usually of the male gender to possibly humiliate them by telling them their penis is coverd in fecel matter

person a: did you know alex took the last hot pocket

person b: god alex is such a poop dick

by majick6ball August 4, 2009

poop dick wein suck

when engaged in sex in the whales eye you pull your cock out of her fanny and ram it in her mouth

Mary: i cant belive Lyle made me give him the poop dick wein suck, it tasted like shit, litterally.

by Curtis Tebo October 1, 2006

poop dick

its a fiestive frozen treat in japanese
oragami parties

would you like to suck on a poop dick?

by braniel coatez May 8, 2003

poop dick mountain

the art of one getting fucked in the ass then pulling out with crap on ones cock/strap-on while the other person lays on their back pushing their stomach out and the person with the dirty cock/strap-on slaps it on the others enlarged stomach.

i once fucked a girl while in my gucci loafers in her ass and pulled out with a wad of poop on my dick so i decided to give her a poop dick mountain

by the shanz November 29, 2007

poop dick

Also appearing at times as "poopdick", this word is descriptive of a human being who is so irritating that their mere presence is the equivalant of angry anal raping.

If that poopdick tries to high-five me one more time, I'm going to stick my ink pen in his throat.

by Lonnie Bills January 10, 2004