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pointing percy at the porcelain

The act of pointing one's penis towards the toilet bowl whilst standing. Usually accompanied by urination.
"Jeff, your dinner's ready!"

"Give me a minute! I'm just pointing percy at the porcelain!"
by John Superman December 6, 2013
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Phonting

The act of dating someone at a specific day and time over the phone instead of in person; usually a routine.
Thasha: Hey, what is MinBoy doing?
ThaMeel: He's phonting outside right now, better not disturb.
by ThaMeel May 21, 2019
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Poontangled

Poontangled is a state of being under the control of a said other's Poon or vagina. It is another way to say pussywhipped. In this case the individual is so deeply tangled in the feelings towards another's poon that he sacrifices his emotional and intellectual well-being, and very often financial too, forgetting his manhood along the path of pleasing the poon.

Men who are poontangled can often be found in the Friendzone, where their entanglement leads to obsession and creepy behavior.

There are many ways out of poontanglement and often they include self respect.

Women who poontangle men enjoy the attention and validation that comes with it and keep the lost soul around for his good energy and entertainment, like a cute dog.
"why is Dan paying for Natalia's drinks when she's clearly interested in other men?"

"I don't know my man. He's poontangled."
by Houdini91 May 21, 2019
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Poiting

The act of swallowing. Also could be someone typing pointing wrong.
"I really enjoyed poiting down that fruit"
by Spammerson, Spam Spammerson April 12, 2021
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Bubwar Ponting

this is something cool people get involved in.

it involves:

-cool people ( 3+, so make it a crowd)

-one night a week
-food
the people involved in this will often come together and celebrate being good friends, if your not involved in a club like this, make one!
"Hey mum, i'm off to Bubwar Ponting! see you in a few!"

"I'm off to the bubwa club, hide me some raisins"
by Isabee January 2, 2010
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pointing Trent

Refers to a widely circulated (among fans, at least) photo of Trent Reznor (more commonly known by his performance moniker, Nine Inch Nails) outside of a train station in Ausfhart, Germany in 2008 while on tour there.
In the picture, Trent is seen stading in front of the 'Ausfhart' sign, pointing up at it with a very uncharictaristically comical look on his face, obviously amused by the sound of the word, pronounced "Owws-fart". Thus, the pic is now simply refered to as 'pointing Trent'.

just go to nin.com, lolnin.com, or go ask pretty much anybody on any of the forums at echoingthesound.org and they will 'point' you in the right direction to find this photo.
Apparently, pointing Trent has the sense of humor of a twelve-year-old boy...Who knew?

Ausfhart.....hehehehe.
by NINerd January 17, 2009
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Pointing the brie

Verb: To cut the tip off of a wedge of brie cheese. This is impolite as brie should be cut along the radius.
Stop pointing the brie you social invalid!
by ohazza November 10, 2010
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