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The Poofter

Very much like The Pooter, the handheld device which realistically simulates the sound of a loud rasping fart, The Poofter offers up a more discreet sounding farting noise very much like a hiss or someone trying to slip out a fart unnoticed. It's used exclusively by prankster members of the male gay community. It's a veritable hit at soirées.
Julian is employing The Poofter again to great effect. He's also slipped one out without anyone hearing (due to getting roughly buttfucked that afternoon) so those around him can appreciate both the realistic sound of a gay man farting and the smell. The lesbians love it.
by LiberaceHudson October 10, 2017
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poofterboy

Aravin is a regular poof from Australia.
Aravin stop being a poofterboy.
by rasice March 28, 2005
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poofter

Well it's just another word for a gay dude, the rest the rest of the world stole it from us Aussies, so I am here by taking it back.
Andrew: *running around in hot pink assless chaps with a muscle shirt on and a little shitzu with him*

Me: "Oh Jesus Christ andrew, your such a bloody poofter"

Andrew: "Oh be nice" * runs away crying with his shitzu behind him
by Thadius T. Third III December 28, 2005
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Poofter

Stop babying him like that! You're going to turn him into a poofter!
by Reed February 17, 2004
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Pooflez

Seeping crest of turbidity. Arrogant vessel of lunacy! Boil forth and deny! Grow numb and flicker! Disrupt sleep! Crawling queen of iron! Eternally self-destructing doll of mud! Unite! Repulse! Fill with soil and know your own powerlessness! Hado 90: KUROHITSUGI!
pooflez is such a sussy baka
by tmartn35 August 24, 2021
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attack poofter

An aggressive gay used to attack straight people by their "handler".
Anytime a dude tries to crack on to Ollie, Ollie sets his Attack Poofter on him to gay things up. Ollie then has sex with a female cos he's not gay.
by The_green_fairy June 30, 2014
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bloody poofter

what you call someone when they do something extremely spastic
Bloody poofter! why the hell would you do such a thing
by Massive Legend June 9, 2018
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