Do Something Productive with Your Bowels

Something you say when you want someone or something to go to the bathroom.

Dog, do something productive with your bowels.

by PoeHopIn April 2, 2011

Productive Procrastination

Putting off school work by doing tasks that you would otherwise put off such as the laundry, washing your car, the dishes, Organizing files on the computer, preparing next semester's schedule, cleaning the bathroom, washing the neighbors dog, cooking, cooking for your neighbor, pairing all of your socks together, looking up driving directions for races 5 months away, and other such tasks.

Benfits: Shit gets done that you ultimately wouldn't have done for days...Side Effects: Straight Up Procrastination (SUP) because you have run out of things to do and have reduced your efficiency by broadcasting your actions which may lead to messing things up just to fix them and being uncharacteristically kind to strangers and people you despise for the sake of staying productive.

Casey: Yo did Justin send you his part of the project so we could review it today?

Max: Nah, man he's Productively Procrastinating again. Alex told me he's been volunteering at the homeless shelter for the last 12 hours.

Casey: Haha, that's just like him. Remember last time he crashed his car just so he could repair it. Ahh well, every now and then Productive Procrastination gets to us all.

by Charleston Spider March 17, 2010

profuctive

having the quality or power of fucking up everything in abundance

Laurey is being very profuctive at work today because she is too busy texting and playing on Facebook then actually "working".

by poser1212 November 12, 2010

producive

productive and conducive

(Popularized by the nationally syndicated radio show The David Pakman Show)

David: No bullying or shouting down of ANY ideas should be tolerated, but it's not producive--if we are trying to build leaders and people to exist in the real world--to protect them in this way

by _Citizen of the World August 30, 2016

anti-productive

To digress from, inhibit, or thwart forward progress; participating in an action that, relative to the desired end product, causes additional labor or effort to accomplish.

Mike’s continual horseplay was anti-productive to the band’s recording session.

by Kevin Juliano March 17, 2008

Productive Slacking

Engaging in recreational activities that may result in a sense of accomplishment. Reading a book, playing a sport, or going for a hike are examples.

Opposite this is unproductive slacking, which leaves you feeling horrible and unsatisfied afterward. Think sitting in your underwear all day while you watch Full House reruns and eat Cheetos.

Guy: "So did you waste away your weekend away like usual?"

Girl: "No way! I got tons done! Mind you, it was all productive slacking. I read a novel, went to an art gallery opening, and spent three hours on Skype with my best friend from college."

by Sir Elroy March 22, 2011

profuctive

1) The opposite of productive.

2) To state that you've had sex.

Example 1: I just spilled juice on my essay, well that was profuctive.

Example 2 :

Guy 1: I just had sex.

Guy 2: That was profuctive

by rastagurl April 18, 2011