A horny man, usually a pretty boy or celebrity, who tries to hump or bump almost any woman in sight. Like a male dog when it smells a bitch in heat, these men cannot resist grouping, goosing, feeling up, or pinching the bottoms of their targets, especially when left alone, regardless of the time of day.
Harry was well-known in political circles and became famous as a legislator, but his female staff members knew him as a sex poodle who was constantly finding excuses to hug them closely, and pat their bottoms. One staffer even complained about strange stains on her dress.
by idleworshipper June 28, 2010
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Legend has it that a long time ago in a suburb far far away a young lady happened upon a magical elixir…
She was promised that with this elixir that she would be filled with the confidence to tackle all of her wildest dreams…
However not all went to plan as she drank litre after litre of the sweet tasting nectar…
Before long she transformed from a well adjusted young lady into a bitter and twisted soulless creature obsessed with finding and consuming more and more wonderful elixir… She is said to walk the streets of Sunnyshine with a dazed and confused look upon her face, mumbling something about a long lost love of hers named ‘Stephen’…
Then again it could all just be a work of fiction, thought up by the authorities to frighten youngsters away from this magical elixir…
Legend has it that a long time ago in a suburb far far away a young lady happened upon a magical elixir…
She was promised that with this elixir that she would be filled with the confidence to tackle all of her wildest dreams…
However not all went to plan as she drank litre after litre of the sweet tasting nectar…
Before long she transformed from a well adjusted young lady into a bitter and twisted soulless creature obsessed with finding and consuming more and more wonderful elixir… She is said to walk the streets of Sunnyshine with a dazed and confused look upon her face, mumbling something about a long lost love of hers named ‘Stephen’…
Then again it could all just be a work of fiction, thought up by the authorities to frighten youngsters away from this magical elixir…
I might just get up from bed for a glass of water… Holy crap what just walked through my front garden??? Phew, it’s a cat… For a second I thought it was the dreaded Podgergeist stumbling through the bushes looking for her teeth!!!
by Mick my mate October 3, 2007
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Common usage in NE England dialect.
Common usage in NE England dialect.
by worryem September 11, 2014
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"What is the distance from the Earth to the Moon?"
Google - "The Moon is 238,900 miles from the Earth."
"What is the distance from the Earth to the Moon?"
Google - "The Moon is 238,900 miles from the Earth."
by ArianaGrandeEspresso November 10, 2014
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It is depicted as being a 1980’s Mercedes-Benz 500SL convertible in the lyric video.
It is depicted as being a 1980’s Mercedes-Benz 500SL convertible in the lyric video.
by fjack125 January 10, 2020
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Get the you have my poodle, give it back. mug.Another band of DDoS hackers that think they're cool and edgy by taking down various gaming networks.
Jack: Hey James, the Overwatch servers are down.
James: What do you know, it's PoodleCorp
Jack: Just another group of stupid DDoS kiddies.
James: What do you know, it's PoodleCorp
Jack: Just another group of stupid DDoS kiddies.
by Mr. Smeef August 8, 2016
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